I'm very affraid

[Southend Elvis]

I've been worried recently re the lack of signings, but that could be nothing if the team fly over the Bermuda Triangle. I'm suggesting each player go in a different plane to cut down the risk.
If it does all go wrong I will put a big pile of poop in my front room, drive off to one tree hill with my organ in hand and belt out those 5 notes in a vain hope that our squad will be returned to us. Please be carefull .........

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

You couldn't carry a song in a bucket, Elvis. And you have a dodgy hip.

 

[Southend Elvis]

I might add that I was a Red Coat in my youth, and the Royal Variety Club members used to love my graceful tones.

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Then not now. Mines a pint.

 

[Southend Elvis]

They did say I would fit in very well with their group and that my singing was a cross between Michael Ball and Bobby Ball, there's a compliment in there somewhere.... mind you I haven't found it yet.

 

[Shoebury Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Southend Elvis @ June 25 2006,14:05)]They did say I would fit in very well with their group and that my singing was a cross between Michael Ball and Bobby Ball, there's a compliment in there somewhere.... mind you I haven't found it yet.

keep looking you have to the 5th August to find it. Otherwise no singing for you

 

[Southend Elvis]

I found it, I have the body of micheal Ball and the voice of bobby .... I'd knew I find it...