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Andy_S

Member of the Barry Corr Fan Club
Joined
Oct 25, 2003
Messages
9,070
Location
New Barn, Kent
Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know
> they have the potential to really f**k you over.
>
> Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
>
> Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently
> annoying. Very Thick supporters.
>
> Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck , constantly worrying.
>
> Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go down
> but never does!
>
> Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon - Chirpy Cockney with the ability
> to spring a few surprises!
>
> Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions, supported by idiots!
>
> Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget
> that once upon a time they actually looked quite good!
>
> Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit
> awestruck with fame.
>
> Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit cr*p and second rate
> really, but some people like her.
>
> Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty
>
> Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look
> fantastic - just doesn't work when put together.
>
> Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit -
> ageing stars. Nice new home though.
>
> Man United - Jordan - Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really
>
> Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the back
> - but nothing at all up front to speak of.
>
> Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury
> elements though.
>
> Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're
> quite interested in what she's going to do next.
>
> Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're
> not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot.
>
> Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamerous in the 80's not so nice to watch
> now.
>
> Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed to
> go down.



I got this from somewhere, think it was from an Orient site last week before SZ went down. Not sure if people have seen it before but i thought i'd post it anyway.

I found Chelsea and Man Utd very funny.
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Dave Angel

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Andy_S @ Oct. 25 2003,19:33)]> Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently
> annoying. Very Thick supporters.
Classic
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BrettieAngell

THE ROCK GOD
Joined
Oct 26, 2003
Messages
19,642
Location
Southend
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Andy_S @ Oct. 25 2003,19:33)]> Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget
> that once upon a time they actually looked quite good!
LMAO!!!!
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