Internet rumour

[steveo]

Was reading the usual rubbish in the sun online this morning which featured information for a "three Lions source" Got to work and read an email about Gerrard getting his wife's sister pregnant - apparently she doesn't have a sister - and got to wondering how good a story would you need to make up and circulate on the internetfor it to become almost common knowledge.

The best thing we could come up with tonight was that Aaron Lennons poor performance in the world cup was due to the fact he has been caught shagging his sister and has been a knackered, and B worried about the NofW printing the story next week.

So what can we add and then send the story world wide?

 

[jassyfa1]

David James hair is so unfashionable because a pair of rare sparrows are using it as their nest. If he has a proper 'man's' haircut he faces prosecution from the RSPCA

 

[South Bank Hank]

Was reading the usual rubbish in the sun online this morning which featured information for a "three Lions source" Got to work and read an email about Gerrard getting his wife's sister pregnant - apparently she doesn't have a sister - and got to wondering how good a story would you need to make up and circulate on the internetfor it to become almost common knowledge.

The best thing we could come up with tonight was that Aaron Lennons poor performance in the world cup was due to the fact he has been caught shagging his sister and has been a knackered, and B worried about the NofW printing the story next week.

So what can we add and then send the story world wide?

Sorry mate. I know it's all in fun but you're actually suggesting we use ShrimperZone to purposely to create a libellous rumour with the intention of spreading it around the internet in the hope that people believe it?

You know why we can't allow that, don't you?