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callan

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The most recent interview is with MK SHRIMPER, often on the zone as a political thinker, notorious as a bad dancer but more importantly
is very close to being chairman of our national railways.

Q1 - In your capacity as a potential head honcho for for the railways what message can you send to disatissfied customers such as ldnfatso?

MK- Hangings to good for him, he's black plus takes up more than one seat...i'm sick of it and want want an immediate crackdown on this type of passenger.

Q2- Ok but what about level of service and value for the customer?

MK - Not important in my view, what is vital is more goverment funding...then we can squander it like we did back in the good old days of being a nationalised industry.

Q3 - Erm right, share with us a little bit of your political thinking

MK - I'm a socialist.....a national socialist.

Q4 - Tell us about the cellar you recently showed the zone pictures of

MK - It's more of a bunker than a cellar, I call it the wolfs lair...i've been writing a book down there.

Q5 - So whats the book called?

MK - It's called 'my struggle' and records my life as an Austrian painter through to the present date.

Q6 - Cockles or Muscles?

MK - There will be no room for cockles in the new world order, they are racially impure and will be dealt with in the final solution.

Q7 - Share with us a little about your dance technique

MK - The trained eye will see that I've blended various different moves to attract fertile women, this dance can last days.

Q8 - Does it work?

MK - As you probably saw in the zone party videos, it has a mixed success rate, sometimes a girl is attracted...other times Trueblue.

Q9 - So lastly any message to the zoners out there?

MK - Yes vote for Callans choice in battle of the sitcoms.
 
Lol, WHAT an honour on my birthday!

Q9 though you've misquoted me...... It was DON'T vote for Callan's choice unless you fancy being slapped round the face with a damp sardine. ;)
 
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Very good Callan!
 
often on the zone as a political thinker

is that a typo?

Just kiddin, nice interview and gives a deep insight into the man behind the railways.
 
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