it's a war

[canada shrimper]

Well war has broken out over here in Canada.The wife obviously had so little faith in us getting to the final she is now going back on her offer of letting me go

 

.We haven't spoken with out heated exchanges for nearly a day and a half.we have now come up with a solution though.At the moment we are trying for kids and if we find out she is pregnant she won't want me going,but if she isn't it is all systems go for a 2 1/2 week trip.this would allow me to take in the orient game. Trouble is we won't find out for another couple of weeks and you could cut the atmosphere with a knife.I hate the waiting.I want it all kids and Cardiff life really sucks my fat ar se at times

 

[CANV]

er.. why cant you go if she is 6 or so weeks preggers?.. i'd put your foot down mate, once the little bastards are born you wont have spare time to p.ss let alone scoot round the planet to watch football.. obviously if this advice results in a divorce and you having to sign over 5/4's of your wordly goods then i accept no responsibility ;-)

 

[Alex]

you could try bribary. women love going on a clothes spending spree, if she lets you come back for the fottie then promise her a clothes shopping day out in LONDON

 

[fbm]

Come on John - tell her what's important. I dunno, first it's the shirt, then the wife...

they ain't called trouble and strife for fun!

 

[Shoebury Shrimper]

On My Honeymoon in NZ i dragged my new bride approximately 120 miles to watch a small club called Southend United play a match in front of about 20 people and a dog.

We are still together and she is coming to Cardiff with me.

It's not as if this happens every week, you can always try for a sprog when you get back, so try a long shot, Reasoning with her might work

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

Or you could try two things

1) Drop her contraception pill in her food or drink so she will not be able to conceive.

2) Reduce your own sperm count by - 5 knuckle shuffle twice a day (once before any baby making), drink lots of beer, keep the nads hot, and drink loads of coffee. (All have been claimed to reduce count and are advised to be missed if having difficulties.)

And for the record my wife is 5 months pregnant and I am still going for the weekend without her.

 

[Ron Manager]

My missus will be 8 and a half months pregnant and I'm going (admittedly I don't live on the other side of the Atlantic).

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Shoebury Shrimper @ Mar. 10 2005,21:09)]so try a long shot

 

Isn't that what the Roman Catholics do as their contraceptive?

Hope you get this sorted John, can't have you missing the big day!

 

[canada shrimper]

Things are a little warmer on the home front and she might be coming round to the idea but i'm not counting the goals we will score just yet