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Very Good.... you should "branch" out into the comedy circuit, perhaps you could do a double act with Tim "Vine".

I should have known "yew" "wood" have posted a bad pun like that. For a second there I thought "Holly" Sh*t & was "pine"-ing for it not be true.
 
Very Good.... you should "branch" out into the comedy circuit, perhaps you could do a double act with Tim "Vine".

I should have known "yew" "wood" have posted a bad pun like that. For a second there I thought "Holly" Sh*t & was "pine"-ing for it not be true.

Not a great tree to reference these days ..................
 
Boo Hoo.. who changed the title of the thread? now everyone wont "twig" what we're on about & think we are all "bark"ing mad.
 
Boo Hoo.. who changed the title of the thread? now everyone wont "twig" what we're on about & think we are all "bark"ing mad.

I think a fair number of people have got fed up with these types of threads: that's the root of the problem.
 
As long as Brown is at the 'Elm......we should remain a steady ship.
 
I think a fair number of people have got fed up with these types of threads: that's the root of the problem.

You might have a point, so I would like to re-assure some fans without a sense of humour that Phil Brown isnt leaving the club, as a matter of fact he remains firmly at the "elm" of Southend United
 
I found it "Fern"y myself, and immidiatly knew it was a j-Oak, Dont think he deserved a straight red for that on a dull Monday morning, after all he was only just trying to Spruce things up a little.
 
Leaf it out! Just Palm them off. This is an enjoyable Branch of ShimperZone....


I feel like I have been somehow Bamboozled into these posts, but completely agree with you I think it benefits the forum and creates a positive Chemistree between us fans with a bit of light hearted banter. Although we should'nt go to far with the bad puns, because Im afraid the Mods maple the thread altogether from the board.
 
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