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It's The Destroy This Town Thread

Benfleet A1

Hector Of The House
Jan 19, 2007
Slade Prison
Ladies and Gents, nominations please for the town or city that deserves instead annihilation for the good of mankind.

I give you the case for Erith.

It's the pits, full of grotty, grimy high rise flats with equally grotty low lives residing in them. A duel carriageway runs through it except run is the wrong word, crawl is even pushing it and on either side are drab and dreary terrace hovels and ebola riddled takeaways. The town centre is a no-go area after midday and the place has a stale stench of ganger hovering over it 24/7.

This place is ripe for armageddon, I'm talking scorched earth here, a couple of Tridents should do the trick but to be sure, I would sling half a dozen air fuel bombs into the mix just to be on the safe side. I'll probably be making a start on this project tomorrow if I get stuck on Bob Dunn Way again which leads to the hell hole and is the total bollocks of all roads.

So over to you folks while I stockpile weedkiller, orange juice and sugar.