It's The Destroy This Town Thread

[Benfleet A1]

Ladies and Gents, nominations please for the town or city that deserves instead annihilation for the good of mankind.

I give you the case for Erith.

It's the pits, full of grotty, grimy high rise flats with equally grotty low lives residing in them. A duel carriageway runs through it except run is the wrong word, crawl is even pushing it and on either side are drab and dreary terrace hovels and ebola riddled takeaways. The town centre is a no-go area after midday and the place has a stale stench of ganger hovering over it 24/7.

This place is ripe for armageddon, I'm talking scorched earth here, a couple of Tridents should do the trick but to be sure, I would sling half a dozen air fuel bombs into the mix just to be on the safe side. I'll probably be making a start on this project tomorrow if I get stuck on Bob Dunn Way again which leads to the hell hole and is the total bollocks of all roads.

So over to you folks while I stockpile weedkiller, orange juice and sugar.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Erith probably just needs a hug.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Erith probably just needs a hug.

It does, with a couple of Tridents and half a dozen air fuel bombs.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Basildon!

This story in itself is justification!!! :angry:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...st-home-GIVING-BIRTH.html?ito=social-facebook

 

[MK Shrimper]

Shall I mention Milton Keynes before someone else does?

 

[CyrilSneer]

Having seen it first hand a couple of weeks back, Stevenage. A poor mans Basildon, which says it all.

 

[CyrilSneer]

Basildon!

This story in itself is justification!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ocial-facebook

Wow, I honestly cant believe that. That is disgusting and low by anyones standards

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Newport! Erith is pretty bad, but Newport is like Beirut on a bad day.

If we were talking counties, then it'd be Lincolnshire. One of those places I just don't see the point in

 

[steveo]

Sant Cugat del Vallès

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Middlesbrough.

 

[Davros]

Newport! Erith is pretty bad, but Newport is like Beirut on a bad day.

If we were talking counties, then it'd be Lincolnshire. One of those places I just don't see the point in

Yep, I would second that (Newport). It had two Supermarkets, both Iceland... Says it all

 

[Swiss Tony]

Benfleet,complete dump,chav city.

 

[TrueBlue]

Ladies and Gents, nominations please for the town or city that deserves instead annihilation for the good of mankind.

I give you the case for Erith.

It's the pits, full of grotty, grimy high rise flats with equally grotty low lives residing in them. A duel carriageway runs through it except run is the wrong word, crawl is even pushing it and on either side are drab and dreary terrace hovels and ebola riddled takeaways. The town centre is a no-go area after midday and the place has a stale stench of ganger hovering over it 24/7.

This place is ripe for armageddon, I'm talking scorched earth here, a couple of Tridents should do the trick but to be sure, I would sling half a dozen air fuel bombs into the mix just to be on the safe side. I'll probably be making a start on this project tomorrow if I get stuck on Bob Dunn Way again which leads to the hell hole and is the total bollocks of all roads.

So over to you folks while I stockpile weedkiller, orange juice and sugar.

Not to mention the stench from the meat factory in neighbouring belvedere

 

[OldBlueLady]

Benfleet,complete dump,chav city.

Oi!!!! :angry:

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Benfleet,complete dump,chav city.

Oooooooi!!!!!

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Sant Cugat del Vallès

:raspberry: Ha!At least 5 people on SZ can confirm that SC is quite a nice residential town.Think Surbiton with an historic monastery.

"Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now."

John Betjeman.

Always thought that way about Coventry (and Basildon) myself.

 

[londonblue]

Ladies and Gents, nominations please for the town or city that deserves instead annihilation for the good of mankind.

I give you the case for Erith.

It's the pits, full of grotty, grimy high rise flats with equally grotty low lives residing in them. A duel carriageway runs through it except run is the wrong word, crawl is even pushing it and on either side are drab and dreary terrace hovels and ebola riddled takeaways. The town centre is a no-go area after midday and the place has a stale stench of ganger hovering over it 24/7.

This place is ripe for armageddon, I'm talking scorched earth here, a couple of Tridents should do the trick but to be sure, I would sling half a dozen air fuel bombs into the mix just to be on the safe side. I'll probably be making a start on this project tomorrow if I get stuck on Bob Dunn Way again which leads to the hell hole and is the total bollocks of all roads.

So over to you folks while I stockpile weedkiller, orange juice and sugar.

I think you're on to something here. This may become the next Nobel Awards.

The Shrimperzone "Raze This Place to the Ground" award.

 

[ozzie]

watford & luton..maybe they could both attack each other.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Think Surbiton with an historic monastery.

On the basis of this damning evidence I'm going to change my vote. Sant Cugat del Vallès it is then.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Naples is an absolute arm-pit of a town - which seeing as it's near the beauty of Capri and the Almafi coast is very odd.