Jeremy Clarkson puts the world right

[toellandback]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article7052392.ece

 

[Mad Cyril]

Hilarious 'obvservations'.

He really is a ****.

 

[Firestorm]

What a **** , all fine and dandy and humorous until something adversely affects him and then its everyones fault

 

[canveyshrimper]

I loved it when he challenged hackers to hack into his bank details, they did. ****.

 

[EastStandBlue]

I loved it when he challenged hackers to hack into his bank details, they did. ****.

I thought he published his bank account details, stating that there's nothing any would-be fraudster could do with them, and then within 24 hours he had substantial standing orders to a number of charities.

 

[C C Csiders]

Knob of the highest order and I wish him ill.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Knob of the highest order and I wish him ill.

I bet you wish you had his lettuce too.

 

[C C Csiders]

I bet you wish you had his lettuce too.

Possibly, if I knew what you were on about.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Possibly, if I knew what you were on about.

Money honey.

 

[C C Csiders]

Money honey.

Nope. His 'lettuce' has been earnt rather dubiously through the glamourisation of drving very fast - and look where that nearly got his little mate.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I have grudging admiration for anyone who rakes it in unburdened by talent or charm.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Nope. His 'lettuce' has been earnt rather dubiously through the glamourisation of drving very fast - and look where that nearly got his little mate.

My God that's some weak cheese.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Nope. His 'lettuce' has been earnt rather dubiously through the glamourisation of drving very fast - and look where that nearly got his little mate.

I doubt his little mate would be quite so ubiquitous if it wasn't for his mishap.

 

[Napster]

I like anyone that's thumped Piers Morgan.

 

[SARF]

Looks pretty spot to me.. rather than do the dirty work of catching and punishing the nutjobs they just make up more crap hoops for the normal people to jump through.. 2 reasons for this.. 1. they love telling everyone law abiding what do do ..2. they have niether the ability or desire the apprehend the vermin and punish them..

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm

 

[overseas shrimper]

Can't believe he did such a stupid thing.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Can't believe he did such a stupid thing.

I can, he's a witless cretin with all the easy charm of a dog ****.

 

[Sean 2]

I think he is right in what he says, we do so often pay the price of one person's misdameanours.
Makes me laugh listening to the anti-vibe from the posters on here about Jeremy, i think it's jealousy. If half of you could claim to inject as many ideas and wit into your own posts as he does, then you wouldn't spend all day on a football website trying. You'd possibly be rich and famous like he is.

 

[Hotman]

I think he is right in what he says, we do so often pay the price of one person's misdameanours.
Makes me laugh listening to the anti-vibe from the posters on here about Jeremy, i think it's jealousy. If half of you could claim to inject as many ideas and wit into your own posts as he does, then you wouldn't spend all day on a football website trying. You'd possibly be rich and famous like he is.

Agreed, I think he's quite amusing.