windybottom
Youth Team
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2003
- Messages
- 235
There's this Iraqi who signs for Liverpool and he replaces Emile Heskey at half time on his debut. They're 4-0 down but he scores five and the Kop's chanting his name and everything. After the game he phones his mum all excited and tells her. When he's finished raving, he says: "So, how's the family?" And she says: "Well, the house has been looted, the car's been torched and your Dad's been shot." And he says: "Blimey Mum, I'm so sorry." To which she replies: "You bloody well should be - you're the reason we moved to Liverpool in the first place".
