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Joke time

duncan bulgaria

Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Woman
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A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?"
A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last f**king white man to be called Winston!"


A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".
He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".
She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !".
 
A bloke goes back to the Doctor for his test results.
Bad news says the Doc. You have Cancer and alzhtimers.

Phew, thats lucky the bloke says, at least I dont have cancer.
 
Possibly the least funny post I have ever read

Oy......Grumpy pants....see if this will put a smile on your face this morning


Madonna has always said that she loves our culture and wants to be more British, Well now she is a single mum with 3 kids and one of them is black.....transformation complete i would say!!!!

:whistling:
 
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