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Thread starter FLAVIA
Start date Jan 31, 2006
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belong cos doctors

FLAVIA

Mr. P.

Jan 31, 2006

Its in the future. A man goes to the doctors to enquire about a brain transplant.
No problem says the doc, we have several available at different prices.
Shows him one costing £50. Who did it belong to asks the patient. A labourer the doc replies.
Shows him one costing £500. Who did this belong to asks the patient again. A lawyer the doc replies.
Shows him one costing £5000. Wow thats expensive says the
patient, who did it belong to?
A Col Ewe player the docs replies.
Then why is it so expensive says the patient.
The doc replies, its hardly been used!

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