Laser Eye Surgery

[Cricko]

I've been wearing them for 30 odd years save for a 4/5 spell wearing contacts but i'm so clumsy i keep breaking them plus there's the sheer inconvenience of watching PORN in bed, playing football et al

Edited for accuracy purposes.:smiles:

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Edited for accuracy purposes.:smiles:

Isn't that what i said mate :blush:

 

[canveyshrimper]

Edited for accuracy purposes.:smiles:

:hilarious: In future Lee watch porn with one eye closed, that way you're only risking one eye mate.

Seriously I'm sure you'll be ok, and the only glasses you'll need are the ones you drink from.

 

[OldBlueLady]

It's the first bit, the clamping your eye open that does for me everytime I hear anyone talking of the op. Hope it all gets better soon Lee, I mean, Harley Street, come on, should be no room for error at their prices so it's gonna be alright in the end I'm sure!
(nice and big so Lee can read it!!!)

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Haha very good Kay :smile:

I feel much much better today, although i should report Creakys not turned up with my sandwich yet !!!

I now have a half red / half white eyeball as the healing continues and the irritation where the cornea failed to settle is much reduced .. fingers crossed things will continue apace and i'll be ok for tomorrow

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Sounds like a sack of merde having that done,yuk yuk and thrice yuk and all to stop wearing glasses im guesing,ive been told before and all the opticians ive seen all seem to wear glasses,my surgen does so that must mean something.
I have to have my eyes zapped because they leak at the back and as i said earier between 400 and 600 zaps at a time and being as im boss eyed i could never look at one point without someone holding my eyelids open(in the uk) so when i went to see my doc here for the 1st time and saw he was alone i thought feck hows this going to work then.
No probs,he gels up a eyepiece type thing and wacks it over my eyeball and holds it in place,job done.
Good luck lee,hope it heals fast and to bring it back on topic,gypos out.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Cheers Tone, i did squeal a bit when i read your post the other day but i'd long since resolved to go ahead so had to just carry on regardless

(not eye related) Burn the pikey scum out i say

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

(not eye related) Burn the pikey scum out i say

With lasers?


Anyway, hope the eye is recovering well.

 

[The General]

My mum worked for the consultants who opened up in the new building by the ground and my dad got his done and he is delighted with his and according to my old dear, there were complications only 1-2% of the time.

 

[londonblue]

I have a friend who is a consultant anaesthetist. Privately he charges £500 per eye operation, and can do four an hour. When he has an eye list (most Tuesday afternoon and evenings) he earns £2000/hour...and that's just the anaesthetist, not the surgeon.

Not really a surprise that people in the profession want us to continue...

 

[Cricko]

I have a friend who is a consultant anaesthetist. Privately he charges £500 per eye operation, and can do four an hour. When he has an eye list (most Tuesday afternoon and evenings) he earns £2000/hour...and that's just the anaesthetist, not the surgeon.

Not really a surprise that people in the profession want us to continue...

So he does a lot for the scum fans I take it.

 

[Tinks]

Sorry Lee cannot read this thread as anything to do with the eyes makes me feel sick (and me working in my profession!) and it is the only area that I avoid.

Hope all went ok

 

[Cricko]

Sorry Lee cannot read this thread as anything to do with the eyes makes me feel sick (and me working in my profession!) and it is the only area that I avoid.

Hope all went ok

Tony was going to have this done but then realised Jacks age and thought again...:smiles:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Sorry Lee cannot read this thread as anything to do with the eyes makes me feel sick (and me working in my profession!) and it is the only area that I avoid.

Hope all went ok

That's really somewhat insensitive in the circumstances.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

So he does a lot for the scum fans I take it.

Eye think ewe might be mistaken......


...it was per eye, not per ewe.

 

[Tinks]

Tony was going to have this done but then realised Jacks age and thought again...:smiles:

Haha - very funny old man NOT.

You be careful you don't cut yourself on that sharp tongue of yours:finger:

 

[Cricko]

Haha - very funny old man NOT.

You be careful you don't cut yourself on that sharp tongue of yours:finger:

I kinda knew you might bite at that old timer xx

 

[Tinks]

That's really somewhat insensitive in the circumstances.

Ooopa did not realise what i had wrote!