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DTS

The Business
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In a world of my own.
As the season has come to and end and as I go so hammered at Wycombe that I cant sleep now I have decided to dig out this old chestnut from a few seasons ago (Copyright YB)

Basic idea is add and subtract 1 mark from any player you want for any reason.

Rules as follows

1) You can only vote one player up a mark and one player down a mark once per day
2) You can vote for the same player two days running.
3) Anyone who gets to 0 is out
4) You must give a reason for adding and subtracting a mark
5) Anyone that cant add or minus 1 from the score gets red rep.
6) Winner is last man standing or the player with most points when we agree its got boring.


LIST OF THE FALLEN SO FAR IN ORDER.

1) Louie Soares.
2) Luke Prosser.
3) Adam Bouzid
4) Johnny Herd
5) Mark Phillips
6) Miguel Comminges
7) Rhys Evans
8) Harry Crawford
9) George Smith
10) Merrick James Lewis
11) Alex Woodyard
12) Lyle Della verde
13) Matt Paterson
14)

PLEASE REMEMBER TO GIVE A REASON FOR YOUR VOTE.
 
Glenn Morris 10
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 10
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11 +1 Welcome home.
Ryan Hall 10
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9 -1 Crock
Luke Prosser 10
Louise Soares 10
Johnny Herd 10
Miguel Comminges 10
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 10
Chris Barker 10
Rhys Evans 10
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 10
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 10
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 11 + 1 Different Gravy!
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 10
Louise Soares 10
Johnny Herd 10
Miguel Comminges 9 - 1 What did he bring?
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 10
Chris Barker 10
Rhys Evans 10
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 10 + 1 new flavs
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10 + 1 carrick potential
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 10
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11 +1 Welcome home.
Ryan Hall 10 +1 too good for lg. 2
Adam Bouzid 10 -1 Who?
Mark Phillips 9 -1 Crock
Luke Prosser 10
Louise Soares 10
Johnny Herd 10
Miguel Comminges 10
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 10
Chris Barker 10 +1 mr dependable
Rhys Evans 10 -1 flapianski + gomez rolled into 1
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 10
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 10
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 12 + 1 looks a touch of class, especially in this division
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 9 -1 Scared me every time he had the ball
Louise Soares 10
Johnny Herd 10
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 10
Chris Barker 10
Rhys Evans 10
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10

I can only go by what I've seen, namely one game, so I'm limited in my choices.

Hall looks a completely different class to the rest of the side, and I reckon he'll improve too.

Prosser's not the worst we've had, but tbh I don't think he's up to the standard of those around him.

I've taken this from AU SUFC's post, as RayleighShrimp cheated
 
Glenn Morris 10
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 10+1 Made the whole thing fun again when it was all getting a bit depressing.
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 10 -1 Was SO poor SO often.
Johnny Herd 10
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 10
Chris Barker 10
Rhys Evans 10
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 10
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 11
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 9
Johnny Herd 9 -1 a long throw is not enough
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 10
Chris Barker 11 +1 a touch of class
Rhys Evans 10
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10

Dave, I'd actually question whether it's worth including the confirmed released players?
 
Glenn Morris 10
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 11
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 9
Johnny Herd 8 -1 Too lightweight even for League 2
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 11 +1 My personal favourite
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 10
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Last edited:
Glenn Morris 11 +1 Better fingers
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 11
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 9
Johnny Herd 8
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 11
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 9 -1 Butter fingers
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 12 +1 Sponsored by the SUFC Exiles
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 11
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 9
Johnny Herd 8
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 11
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8 -1 Not sponsored by the exiles and wont be hear next season
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 11
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13 +1 Quality in barren team and most of all young!
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 8 -1 one the worst players at RH in years!
Johnny Herd 8
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 11
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 10
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 11
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 7 -1 A spent force
Johnny Herd 8
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 12 +1 The force is with him
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10​
 
Nice work Dave!

Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 9 (-1 terrible left back)
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 12 (+1 he kick started our season)
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 7
Johnny Herd 8
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 12
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 9
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 13 +1 Hero
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 9
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 7
Johnny Herd 7 -1 Never rated him. A long throw doesn't make you a player.
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 12
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 10
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 9
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 13
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 8 - has made a living from sitting on the treatment table
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 7
Johnny Herd 7
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 12
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 11 + 1 my sources from inside the team say he is the nuts and the next best thing coming through.
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 9
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 14 +1 more audible than Paul Sturrock
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 8
Luke Prosser 8
Louise Soares 7
Johnny Herd 7
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 11 -1 his Dad
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 10
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 11
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 9
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 14
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 10
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 8
Luke Prosser 7 -1, anyone can smash a ball to no-one and run around like a headless chicken
Louise Soares 7
Johnny Herd 7
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 11
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 10
Kane Ferdinand 11 +1, did well to break into the starting XI and keep his place
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 11
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 9
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 14
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 11 +1 Will come good next year, true professional.
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 11
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 8
Luke Prosser 7
Louise Soares 7
Johnny Herd 7
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 11
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 9 - So overrated imo.
Kane Ferdinand 11
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 11
 
Glenn Morris 12
Sean Clohessy 10
Peter Gilbert 9
James Stevens 10
Graham Coughlan 10
Bilel Mohsni 14
Anthony Grant 10
Craig Easton 11
Matt Paterson 10
Barry Corr 10
Lee Sawyer 12 +1 good ability and can pick a pass out well.
Ryan Hall 13
Adam Bouzid 10
Mark Phillips 8
Luke Prosser 7
Louise Soares 7
Johnny Herd 7
Miguel Comminges 9
Harry Crawford 10
Blair Sturrock 10 -1 wouldn't be playing if daddy wasn't manager.
Chris Barker 11
Rhys Evans 8
Teddy Nesbitt 10
Kyle Asante 10
Merrick James-Lewis 10
Alex Woodyard 9
Kane Ferdinand 11
Lyle Della-Verde 10
George Smith 10
Daniel Bentley 11
 
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