Let's talk about stuff

[Pubey]

It's dead on here today and I've got 30 exam scripts to mark so am looking for some procrastination.

 

[chapperzUK]

They all passed apart from the 16th person who, as you've always thought, has been following you home every night and has a room dedicated to photos of you.

Sleep well tonight :winking:

 

[Pubey]

They all passed apart from the 16th person who, as you've always thought, has been following you home every night and has a room dedicated to photos of you.

Sleep well tonight :winking:

Don't even joke about student stalkers! Absolutely mental.

 

[WightShrimper]

The team as it stands are rubbish, the manager needs to be sacked and we'll end up in the relegation zone. Mattresses are too hard and I've not watched any decent films or TV in 12 months. Should be something there for someone to disagree with.:winking:

 

[Pubey]

The team as it stands are rubbish, the manager needs to be sacked and we'll end up in the relegation zone. Mattresses are too hard and I've not watched any decent films or TV in 12 months. Should be something there for someone to disagree with.:winking:

I found that with mattresses, the best way to improve a bad bed is to upgrade the pillows first. I wasn't convinced of the mattress we last got, but with some decent memory foam pillows it's great.

 

[Pubey]

Also, how do I survive a wedding without drinking? I've got some cigars... any other suggestions?

 

[MK Shrimper]

And to think they closed The Live Thread :winking:

 

[Pubey]

And to think they closed The Live Thread :winking:

There's one still open I think.

The Live Thread was rubbish - discuss.

 

[WightShrimper]

The Live Thread....a waste of time occupied by dead minds.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Also, how do I survive a wedding without drinking? I've got some cigars... any other suggestions?

You don't. My brother was my best man, didn't want to drink, but drank loads to calm his nerves. Did the best man speech then spent the next 3 hours asleep in someones car whilst smashed

 

[MK Shrimper]

I've been to weddings and stayed sober, then again I'm not a big drinker at all.

You'll be ok Pubes....food and cake!

 

[chapperzUK]

You don't. My brother was my best man, didn't want to drink, but drank loads to calm his nerves. Did the best man speech then spent the next 3 hours asleep in someones car whilst smashed

So glad I'll never be a best man! Although the drinking bit does sound good.

 

[chapperzUK]

I've been to weddings and stayed sober, then again I'm not a big drinker at all.

You'll be ok Pubes....food and cake!

Pubes, food and cake?!

Don't want to go to your sort of wedding :winking:

 

[WightShrimper]

And who's wedding is it? My brother-in-law and his sons, got through the wedding of his daughter by having the commentary of the match they were missing (Pompey supporters!) playing in their ears via earphones.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

And who's wedding is it? My brother-in-law and his sons, got through the wedding of his daughter by having the commentary of the match they were missing (Pompey supporters!) playing in their ears via earphones.

Got married at the start of the 2001/02 season. We were playing Halifax away and I had an earpiece for the score. We won 4-1 and I was more excited about that than getting married.

Also was my sister in laws wedding, on the top table on the 2004/05 season on play off final day. When Freddy scored I let a bit of a scream out but when Juppy's goal went in, I went a bit mental. I got a lot of funny looks.

 

[WightShrimper]

The weather...oooh it's not very nice is it? Think I'll pack up all my belongings and move abroad; whats North America like?
How's the marking going?

 

[Pubey]

And who's wedding is it? My brother-in-law and his sons, got through the wedding of his daughter by having the commentary of the match they were missing (Pompey supporters!) playing in their ears via earphones.

my wifes brother. she's a bridesmaid and will be 38 weeks preggers. so that might cause a problem if the waters break!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Pubes, food and cake?!

Don't want to go to your sort of wedding :winking:

Luckily I did that 3 1/2 years ago. I invited most people from ShrimperZone....just not you. :raspberry:

 

[MK Shrimper]

my wifes brother. she's a bridesmaid and will be 38 weeks preggers. so that might cause a problem if the waters break!

Gaylord. Get drinking, you don't have to drive the ambulance!

 

[Pubey]

Gaylord. Get drinking, you don't have to drive the ambulance!

I'll have a couple, don't want to be plastered.