Lightning Bolt, One Night and and Desert Island

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

May have been done if various ways but have not seen it. Its Always good for a Thread.

Question is....If you had to, who would you want

1. To spend 1 day and Evening with and Why?

2. To send a Lightning Bolt on to and why?

3. Have as your soul companion on a Desert Island for a year and Why?

(They have to be alive)


Mine would be....

David Bowie (Biggest Hero)

President Mugabe (Comparing himself to Hitler)

Bear Grylls of Ray Mears (Obvious reasons)

 

[Ricey]

Mine Would be:

Valentino Rossi - He is one of my heros and seems a funny bloke.

Alistair Darling - But I would pin him down and shave the ***** eyebrows off first. I just don't like him.

Lee Evans - You would never be shy of laughs.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'd give Lee Evans 10 minutes before I stoved his head in with a coconut and ate him.

1) Stephen Fry.
2) Tony Blair/George W.
3) Zena. :p

 

[Ricey]

I'd give Lee Evans 10 minutes before I stoved his head in with a coconut and ate him.

1) Stephen Fry.
2) Tony Blair/George W.
3) Zena. :p

You would soon get bored of her.

 

[MK Shrimper]

! How very dare you! Not as bored as I'd get of Lee "Oooh Mr Grimsdale" Evans.

 

[Ricey]

! How very dare you! Not as bored as I'd get of Lee "Oooh Mr Grimsdale" Evans.

What! No offence but you would soon get tired of the moaning!

 

[graysblue]

my choices,

the mrs and my 2 kids.

 

[MK Shrimper]

What! No offence but you would soon get tired of the moaning!

There's only one place my good lady moans......... ;)




Usually at Roots Hall when its freezing :D

 

[Cricko]

1 Kylie .because she normally has to leave after one night with her limping out looking like John Wayne.

2.Kilroy Silk.....because Senga promised me certain things if I did.:)

3. See answer to question 1.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I'd give Lee Evans 10 minutes before I stoved his head in with a coconut and ate him.

1) Stephen Fry.
2) Tony Blair/George W.
3) Zena. :p

Reasons please Paul???

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

There's only one place my good lady moans......... ;)




Usually at Roots Hall when its freezing :D

How do you make a hormone????

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

1 Kylie .because she normally has to leave after one night with her limping out looking like John Wayne.

2.Kilroy Silk.....because Senga promised me certain things if I did.:)

3. See answer to question 1.

I believe that mate....I know how much she hates him!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

1) Stephen Fry is witty, funny, wonderfully intellegent and I could speak to him for hours!

2) Iraq. Is there any more to add?

3) I love her more than anything on the planet!

 

[Benfleet A1]

May have been done if various ways but have not seen it. Its Always good for a Thread.

Question is....If you had to, who would you want

1. To spend 1 day and Evening with and Why?

2. To send a Lightning Bolt on to and why?

3. Have as your soul companion on a Desert Island for a year and Why?

(They have to be alive)

1. Boris Johnson because he is a very smart and funny guy. Not as silly as he likes to think you think he is.

2. Tough choice but for the time being number one spot would probably go to Gordon Brown for being a Scottish arsehole who has plunged the country into recession and blamed everyone else for it.

3. Wendy James from Transvision Vamp for being one filthy bitch.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

This will take some thought! I shall return...

 

[Napster]

1. Hitchcock
2. Blair
3. The missus

 

[Pubey]

1. To spend 1 day and Evening with and Why?
The lads from the Happy Mondays, you know that would be a session!

2. To send a Lightning Bolt on to and why?
Vanessa Feltz, the smoldering mass of cooked pork could help feed a poverty-stricken country for a year

3. Have as your soul companion on a Desert Island for a year and Why?
Mrs Pubey isn't a great camper, so I would have to go for Jessica Alba, due to her survival skills of course!

 

[osymandus]

Question is....If you had to, who would you want

1. Either Aleister Crowley or Stephen Fry , just for the mind blowing converstations

2. Donald Rusfeild (and Dick Cheney teh lighting would arc)

3. My beloved , shes very practical and of course many other reasons ;)

 

[please delete my account]

Hey there Chaps,

1) Zsa Zsa Gabor. She's old, infirm, filthy rich and wears a lot of jewellery. Could be quite a tidy little score, that..

2) Steven Hawking. I'd put him on a race track and zap him, just to see how fast he could do a lap. Nothing personal, I'm sure he's a smashing fellow.

3) That Keeley Hazell bird, 'Cos she's got big jugs.

Kind Regards

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

tough choices...

1. Well I'm not allowed Kerouac as he's dead, so who would I like to hang out with?
Stephen Fry or Dave Gorman (sorry MK) for great conversations but I'd have to
say my old penfriend Lora who i lost contact with, I'd like to know she's ok and
what she's up to.

2. Annoying celebrities are just that, and not worth it. There are too many genuinely
evil / corrupt / selfish / greedy people in this world to just choose one. So....
No-one. (Brendan Fraser, consider yourself lucky that i'm in a forgiving mood).

3. Mrs Jonny O (californiashrimpergirl) as she is the only person I could put with for
a year and not want to kill after a week.