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Little Mark

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A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little
MARK.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and ******* the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little MARK replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with
the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
 
Wow.. how related to SUFC is that!!!
 
Its not, but I thought I would try and cheer you lot up! lol

2 new signings, a win over dirty northern monkeys, Ron offering me shares in the club I love.... payday tomorrow with my christmas bonus...... I'm happy enough ta!
 
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