Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐
I spent the weekend around Little Venice and thought it might be an idea to take the kids to London Zoo.
I can honestly say I have never seen such a lazy bunch of animals in my life (apart from some of the monkeys and the otters) and the penguin enclosure looked like a low budget Wickes water feature that had been installed by the ground force team.
Some of the enclosures made it far too easy for the animals to hide, surely they should be in featureless perspex boxes/cages with a sheet of sandpaper on the floor so we can at least see them.
Worst of all my daughters favourite animal, the tiger, was completely missing which is just not on considering the adverts and literature for the zoo all contained prominent pictures of tigers.
In order to stem the flood of tears I had to promise to buy her a tiger cub for christmas.
Perhaps I'll give the Zoo a ring next June when she has lost interest and I am considering dumping it in a layby for chewing a hole in the sofa or nipping the postman.
I can honestly say I have never seen such a lazy bunch of animals in my life (apart from some of the monkeys and the otters) and the penguin enclosure looked like a low budget Wickes water feature that had been installed by the ground force team.
Some of the enclosures made it far too easy for the animals to hide, surely they should be in featureless perspex boxes/cages with a sheet of sandpaper on the floor so we can at least see them.
Worst of all my daughters favourite animal, the tiger, was completely missing which is just not on considering the adverts and literature for the zoo all contained prominent pictures of tigers.
In order to stem the flood of tears I had to promise to buy her a tiger cub for christmas.
Perhaps I'll give the Zoo a ring next June when she has lost interest and I am considering dumping it in a layby for chewing a hole in the sofa or nipping the postman.
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