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jamesmut2000

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Mate email me this one....

MasterCard Wedding
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.



After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from
Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.


He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope w as an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious Of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
About the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the Bride's' and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of Church bell s.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' Commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week Honeymoon accommodations In Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD




A MasterCard Wedding
 
Very similar thing happened at a wedding I attended in Exeter about 15 years ago. Same thing at the reception with the thanking all for coming stuff but then the Bridegroom said he had a tape from an aunt in New Zealand who wanted to pass on her congratulations and he wanted to play it. Broadcasted to the entire reception was his new wife and best man banging away on the sofa with her screaming out 'Harder, harder, it's the last time im gonna get this ****ed'

Then to a stunned crowd he calmly said 'Darling, I wouldn't touch you with a sterilised bog brush, now **** off back to that ****er, Julie wont mind will she Phil?

It was fantastic. Oh and Julie (the best mans wife) had a marvellous right hook, knocked good old Phil flying.
 
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