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Not many people know this but the day after the US presidential election George W Bush boarded a flight to England to see his old mate Tony Blair. He kept it all very quiet, simply boarding Air Force 1 with an overnight bag and his trusty pet dog.
He knocked on the door at Chequers and the Prime Minister answered the door surprised to see the President standing there with his dog.
'Howdy Tony, I thought I'd surprise you and relax a little here in England after a hard campaign - just me and my dog'
To which Mr Blair replied
'That's great George, congratulations. However Cherie and I have no food in the house as we weren't expecting visitors. How about I take you to the local pub for a beer and a bite to eat?'
'Gee Tony, that will be grand' replied Dubya
So the Prime Minister, the President and the President's dog went to the local where the landlord let them use a backroom to have a pint and a chat by the fire.
After a while one of the regulars walked into the room, ignoring two of the leaders of the free world he lifting the dogs tail to have a look. He shook his head and walked out.
About five minutes later another of the locals walked in and did exactly the same, much to the bemusement of Tony and George.
When a third local walked in moments later and went to lift the dogs tail Mr Blair asked him....
'What ARE you doing?'
'Well' said the local 'the landlord's telling everyone that there's a dog in here with two arseholes!'
He knocked on the door at Chequers and the Prime Minister answered the door surprised to see the President standing there with his dog.
'Howdy Tony, I thought I'd surprise you and relax a little here in England after a hard campaign - just me and my dog'
To which Mr Blair replied
'That's great George, congratulations. However Cherie and I have no food in the house as we weren't expecting visitors. How about I take you to the local pub for a beer and a bite to eat?'
'Gee Tony, that will be grand' replied Dubya
So the Prime Minister, the President and the President's dog went to the local where the landlord let them use a backroom to have a pint and a chat by the fire.
After a while one of the regulars walked into the room, ignoring two of the leaders of the free world he lifting the dogs tail to have a look. He shook his head and walked out.
About five minutes later another of the locals walked in and did exactly the same, much to the bemusement of Tony and George.
When a third local walked in moments later and went to lift the dogs tail Mr Blair asked him....
'What ARE you doing?'
'Well' said the local 'the landlord's telling everyone that there's a dog in here with two arseholes!'
