Monday Joke

[steveo]

Paddy and Mick were walking down a street in London .
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair".

Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, Look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and
when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when we go
into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if
they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best
English accent.'

'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts
at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my
truck and ........"

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How d' y' know dat?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."

 

[Usual_Suspect]

Carlos Tevez was visiting his wife and new daughter for the first time. 'Darling she's lovely, but she looks nothing like me?'










'Hold on Carlos, I've only just put the kettle on' . . . . . .