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Most embarrissing personal moment at Roots Hall

Oct 31, 2003
I guess my worst moment was when we were back in the 1st division and had the likes of Marshy in the centre of midfield (1994/5 ish).

I tried to start the song "Oh yes you know what you can do ...." as a group of young women passed behind the South Bank goal to suddenly realise that a colleague from work (deputy head teacher) his wife and teenage daughters were sitting in front of me. He never actually mentioned it but I know he knew it was me.

I also remember once attempting to drop a silent stinky fart as I walked up the stairs to the South Upper only to disgrace myself with the lack of arse control and each time I passed the tea bar in the corner for several other home games the girls used to mutter something and look at me in a disgusted manner.

I can also remember several occasions when I have called my pupils or kids at my school thickos or worse and suddenly realiesed that they or their family were in the vicinity. Doh!!!!