Mr Cockles I hang my head in absolute shame

[thewhelk]

Hi as some of you are probably aware I am and always have been 'Cockles is back' SInce I was banned I have when I wished viewed Shrimperzone from different accounts my blackberry, work etc, But a month or so ago I broke one of shrimperzones prime rules, I opened up another account in another name 'The Whelk'. I have been seriously rapromanded my the SZ police, what I did was wrong, end of, and in fairness with the reaction of the mods I think they belive that a custodial sentence might even be to lean!! As your all pretty much aware I dont care much for anyone really?? and certainly not a load of names on a computer board, 'fellow shrimpers' or not. So if this post does get to see the light of day, and I couldnt care less if it does or not? I thought I would let you all know how my mind works, please dont take things personnally if I get into you or wind you up?? because I really dont mind it coming the other way, just enjoy life, there is plenty worse going on in the world than what someone reckons on Shrimperzone !! Adious you mothers

The Cockle

(always one step ahead ) xx

 

[baldyian]

Do you think he's just failed his GCSE english and is taking his frustration out here?

 

[wiggy]

Do you think he's just failed his GCSE english and is taking his frustration out here?

Obviously got an 'E' grade, a resit beckons!

 

[thewhelk]

Do you think he's just failed his GCSE english and is taking his frustration out here?

cockles cant spell, now tehres a shocker!!!

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

But what about your wife?

 

[Swiss Tony]

Hi as some of you are probably aware I am and always have been 'Cockles is back' SInce I was banned I have when I wished viewed Shrimperzone from different accounts my blackberry, work etc, But a month or so ago I broke one of shrimperzones prime rules, I opened up another account in another name 'The Whelk'. I have been seriously rapromanded my the SZ police, what I did was wrong, end of, and in fairness with the reaction of the mods I think they belive that a custodial sentence might even be to lean!! As your all pretty much aware I dont care much for anyone really?? and certainly not a load of names on a computer board, 'fellow shrimpers' or not. So if this post does get to see the light of day, and I couldnt care less if it does or not? I thought I would let you all know how my mind works, please dont take things personnally if I get into you or wind you up?? because I really dont mind it coming the other way, just enjoy life, there is plenty worse going on in the world than what someone reckons on Shrimperzone !! Adious you mothers

The Cockle

(always one step ahead ) xx

Goodbye and thanks for everything.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Hi as some of you are probably aware I am and always have been 'Cockles is back' SInce I was banned I have when I wished viewed Shrimperzone from different accounts my blackberry, work etc, But a month or so ago I broke one of shrimperzones prime rules, I opened up another account in another name 'The Whelk'. I have been seriously rapromanded my the SZ police, what I did was wrong, end of, and in fairness with the reaction of the mods I think they belive that a custodial sentence might even be to lean!! As your all pretty much aware I dont care much for anyone really?? and certainly not a load of names on a computer board, 'fellow shrimpers' or not. So if this post does get to see the light of day, and I couldnt care less if it does or not? I thought I would let you all know how my mind works, please dont take things personnally if I get into you or wind you up?? because I really dont mind it coming the other way, just enjoy life, there is plenty worse going on in the world than what someone reckons on Shrimperzone !! Adious you mothers

The Cockle

(always one step ahead ) xx

So you weren't really a 74 year old? **** me, there's a shock.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Hi as some of you are probably aware I am and always have been 'Cockles is back' SInce I was banned I have when I wished viewed Shrimperzone from different accounts my blackberry, work etc, But a month or so ago I broke one of shrimperzones prime rules, I opened up another account in another name 'The Whelk'. I have been seriously rapromanded my the SZ police, what I did was wrong, end of, and in fairness with the reaction of the mods I think they belive that a custodial sentence might even be to lean!! As your all pretty much aware I dont care much for anyone really?? and certainly not a load of names on a computer board, 'fellow shrimpers' or not. So if this post does get to see the light of day, and I couldnt care less if it does or not? I thought I would let you all know how my mind works, please dont take things personnally if I get into you or wind you up?? because I really dont mind it coming the other way, just enjoy life, there is plenty worse going on in the world than what someone reckons on Shrimperzone !! Adious you mothers

The Cockle

(always one step ahead ) xx

I quite liked the Whelk, seemed less antagonistic.

 

[McNasty]

Long live the happy, friendly whelk.

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Cockles is back, Cockles is back!!!!

 

[Winkle]

Winkle...Whelk....Cockle...We are all in this together. I think this could be looked at in a"Shellfish" way but I am sure it will all come "Cod" in the end. You where "Batter" off posting as "Cockles " as any "Limpit" will know...all thezoners used to pick up the "White bait".

 

[Cricko]

:gun:........................

 

[DTS]

The Whelk is my favourite poster......Who would have thought it...

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

if you let bluetonic back then why not the cockster?

 

[Cricko]

if you let bluetonic back then why not the cockster?

Errr both are back here Tone..keep up old timer.

 

[Gremlin]

So if this post does get to see the light of day, and I couldnt care less if it does or not?

But came back to check anyway.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

All good then Cricko ,now all we need is little angry elf aberdeen back and the zone is back to its old self,oh and grays blue.
And as cockles/the ****whelk can not spell is he also that osy bloke?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

All good then Cricko ,now all we need is little angry elf aberdeen back and the zone is back to its old self,oh and grays blue.
And as cockles/the ****whelk can not spell is he also that osy bloke?

Angry???

Who the *** you calling angry you jumpet up over rater little K**b Jokey

:winking:

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

The man with a chip on both shoulders,the man who took the p1ss out of my dead parents, the man who thinks he is a pocket hooligan,the over A.R.D. chap that gives it large on the internet,im guessing thats you then treacle,welcome back,oh and by the way david bowie is *****.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

The man with a chip on both shoulders,the man who took the p1ss out of my dead parents, the man who thinks he is a pocket hooligan,the over A.R.D. chap that gives it large on the internet,im guessing thats you then treacle,welcome back,oh and by the way david bowie is *****.

I thought your parents were in a suicide pact.......just so they didnt have to put up with you coming round every Christmas.

:omg:

:moon: