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EastStandBlue

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Sweep stake on just what I got up to last night, Because I have absolutely no ****ing idea...
 
I couldnt find my keys last night so fell asleep on the doorstep, after a nice 10 minute nap I woke up and found them in my pocket.
 
EastStandBlue said:
Sweep stake on just what I got up to last night, Because I have absolutely no ****ing idea...
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Spent the night getting battered on Babycham at the Cliff then lost repeatedly in the Heavyweight Lipstick Lezza Arm Wrestling Contest....?
 
Horsham Shrimper said:
Sprained it masturbating an elephant in exchange for what you thought should be the blow job of a lifetime?
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i know true blue can't fit into the size 38 watchviewer, but calling him an elephant is a bit harsh. Especially as elephants can't order sex toys online.
 
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