DTS
The Business
Wednesday nights I play football down at a college in Portslade which is 7.30-8.30 - Really enjoyable and helps to keep me fit.
Mrs DtS and I have a sort of unwritten agreement that I call her as I am leaving the pitch and she starts my evening meal. Recent efforts have included Chicken Fajitas, A seafood pasta dish and last weeks Pad Thai Curry - Always a good standard of food. All of which I was down with a pint of skimmed milk - Perfect as I am normally starving/thirsty when i get in.
Mrs DtS gave me pre-warning that she was not going to be able to cook last night as she was working late. No worries - I dont get in till 9.20pm so I grab a pizza.
Called the Mrs after the game from M&S and said do you want anything? Her reply was "no thanks I have had a ham salad so I am full". No worries I will sort myself.
Got in and whacked the pizza in the oven. Twenty mins later bobs your uncle and we have a hickory stake pizza. I also had a yorkie and a couple of oranges to look forward too.
No sooner had I sat down to eat the pizza when Mrs DtS asks if she can have a slice. Its not a big pizza but I decide to be the bigger man and accept. I then remember I haven't got my milk so I get up to get it.
Come back and as I sit down she says "Pizza was really nice - Can I have another slice" - What a horrible position. What can you do? You cant really say No can you. Go on then have it - So we both have a slice. Leaving just once slice left.
I knew she would ask for it - Before you know it - Shall we split the last slice 50-50. How the **** is it 50-50 when you are full and I havent eaten. Especially as she has had two slices at this point and I have had just one. Had to accept as you feel awful saying no.
As I am sure you can guess I got two chunks of my Yorkie and less than 1/3 of the oranges.
Why oh Why do women always do this. If she had said when i was at the shop i could have brought two of everything.......
Am I the only person this happens too or is it a problem for you lads too.
Mrs DtS and I have a sort of unwritten agreement that I call her as I am leaving the pitch and she starts my evening meal. Recent efforts have included Chicken Fajitas, A seafood pasta dish and last weeks Pad Thai Curry - Always a good standard of food. All of which I was down with a pint of skimmed milk - Perfect as I am normally starving/thirsty when i get in.
Mrs DtS gave me pre-warning that she was not going to be able to cook last night as she was working late. No worries - I dont get in till 9.20pm so I grab a pizza.
Called the Mrs after the game from M&S and said do you want anything? Her reply was "no thanks I have had a ham salad so I am full". No worries I will sort myself.
Got in and whacked the pizza in the oven. Twenty mins later bobs your uncle and we have a hickory stake pizza. I also had a yorkie and a couple of oranges to look forward too.
No sooner had I sat down to eat the pizza when Mrs DtS asks if she can have a slice. Its not a big pizza but I decide to be the bigger man and accept. I then remember I haven't got my milk so I get up to get it.
Come back and as I sit down she says "Pizza was really nice - Can I have another slice" - What a horrible position. What can you do? You cant really say No can you. Go on then have it - So we both have a slice. Leaving just once slice left.
I knew she would ask for it - Before you know it - Shall we split the last slice 50-50. How the **** is it 50-50 when you are full and I havent eaten. Especially as she has had two slices at this point and I have had just one. Had to accept as you feel awful saying no.
As I am sure you can guess I got two chunks of my Yorkie and less than 1/3 of the oranges.
Why oh Why do women always do this. If she had said when i was at the shop i could have brought two of everything.......
Am I the only person this happens too or is it a problem for you lads too.
