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My old man is a hoodie and a criminal

duncan bulgaria

Thunderlips , The Ultimate Male
Jan 19, 2007
Could help but laugh when i spoke to my old man yesterday as he was telling me that now he has his free bus pass he has been reaping the rewards of being retired by taking my muv into classy establishments like the five bells and the moon and square ?? in Basildon ( lucky lady ).

Anyway he decided to pop into the Beehive for a bite to eat and a couple of jars with her , they go up to the bar and order there drinks /food only to be told that they couldn't serve them and he had to leave as he has breached the dress code by wearing combat trousers and a hooded jacket .

He was so stunned that he left without saying nowt and was going mad at the fact he has been all over the world and dined and drank at top venues etc without ever not getting served and of all places to chuck him out was the beehive .

If that weren't bad enough he then got frisked by the security guard at the pound shop in Pitsea after they accused him of stealing a fruit cake that he'd earlier bought at a stall in the market , only after getting the guard to go with him to the stall that he believed him and let him off .

After never being in trouble in 66 years he gets humiliated twice in one day , to say he wasn't amused was an understatement ............poor old boy :D