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My Sleeping Habits

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Now I live near a farm, the location I am keeping quiet on. But the missus keeps saying I talk in my sleep, saying things like 'Dolly' and 'I like wool'.

Now the other night, I woke up downstairs, knowing full well that I fell asleep upstairs. Then last night I woke up in a field, just outside a barn. This barn had our wooly friends in it.

My question to my fellow Shrimperzoner's is am I turning into a Col Ewe fan or have I already turned. Is there any hope for me left??
 
None mate. I'd suggest if you want to keep supporting the greatest team the world has ever seen then castration. It's the only way.
 
Now I live near a farm, the location I am keeping quiet on. But the missus keeps saying I talk in my sleep, saying things like 'Dolly' and 'I like wool'.

Now the other night, I woke up downstairs, knowing full well that I fell asleep upstairs. Then last night I woke up in a field, just outside a barn. This barn had our wooly friends in it.

My question to my fellow Shrimperzoner's is am I turning into a Col Ewe fan or have I already turned. Is there any hope for me left??

I would sleep with one eye open mate!!!


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My step father in law is a sheep farm manager, he can do castration quite easily - just involves a tight elastic band.........
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