Mystery "outed" Premier$hite footballers?

[Smudger]

Anyone see the article in the NOTW yesterday? Pretty bizarre - two mystery Premier$hite footballers apparently shoving mobile phones where the sun don't shine for the entertainment of a "well-known music mogul." You couldn't make that sh!t up could you?! One is a household name who has been capped by England, "a rebel on and off the pitch" the other is a multi-million pound goal-scoring midfielder. Now I couldn't really care less what people get up to in their own time and behind closed doors but I still found myself wondering who they were from these descriptions. Anyone got any ideas or heard anything??

 

[EastStandBlue]

The Rebel: Alan Smith? Oh how much fun i'd have if it was him
And the Goal scoring midfielder could be Matt Taylor from Pompey, long been thought of as Gay... Multi-Million though would imply he's half decent, so Jermaine Jenas? Cristiano Ronaldo? Would certainly explain why the latter was cleared of Rape.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Wasn't Alan Smith going out with that Candice sort from Corrie?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Sorry folks, this has "libel claim waiting to happen" all over it. If the NotW weren't prepared to print the names of the players then I'm not prepared for this website to print their names either.

I have to say, the NotW's story is the biggest load of rubbish I've seen in a very long time. How is it a "story" when it's simply: "Player A bent over and gave player B a **** ***. Then Player B said **** ** with your *** ****..."

It's like a bad story from Razzle without any pictures. Utter, utter tripe, and we shouldn't be giving it the time of day...

Matt