Natalie Sawyer

[Slipperduke]

I don't know if anyone is watching Sky Sports News right now, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate. I swear that Natalie Sawyer used to be a skinny wee slip of a girl, all cheekbones and youthful awkwardness.

She's changed. She's...erm....blossomed. That's no girl. That's a woman.

REVISED SKY SPORTS NEWS RANKINGS

1, Natalie Sawyer
2, Georgie Thompson
3, Millie Clode

 

[EastStandBlue]

It's because she's getting a whole load of Matterface Loving...

And it's a crime akin to blasphemy to rate anybody higher than the lovely Millie Clode.

 

[southend4ever]

3 in the bed and the little one said - please stay there please stay there

 

[Slipperduke]

It's because she's getting a whole load of Matterface Loving...

And it's a crime akin to blasphemy to rate anybody higher than the lovely Millie Clode.

Millie is lovely, but Georgie is obviously filthy and, as for Sawyer. Well, just look at them. Look at them!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I agree, but where's the pictorial evidence?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

According to google

 

[chapperzUK]

According to google

You still wouldn't say no ;)

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Did you see the recent SSN Totty Poll Slip ??

I voted for Sawyers bazookas back then and just thinking about them has reafirmed my view :slurp: :slurp: :slurp:

Right off for a cold shower before i tip my desk over

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

According to google

OK ok i admit

I'm the father ;)

 

[Slipperduke]

Did you see the recent SSN Totty Poll Slip ??

I voted for Sawyers bazookas back then and just thinking about them has reafirmed my view :slurp: :slurp: :slurp:

Right off for a cold shower before i tip my desk over

I missed it. Damn. No-one knows more about the Sky Sports News girls than me. I'm tuned in for about 12 hours a day every day. It's like they're my real friends....

Sometimes I think that me and Jim White would get on famously.

 

[EastStandBlue]

You mean the pitter patter I hear is of Tiny Matterface Feet? I'm never going to get a job, Am I...

 

[chapperzUK]

I missed it. Damn. No-one knows more about the Sky Sports News girls than me. I'm turned on for about 12 hours a day every day. It's like they're my real friends....

Sometimes I think that me and Jim White would get on famously.

Edited for accuracy. ;)

 

[Slipperduke]

Edited for accuracy. ;)

Working from home is a terrible thing. I've actually had to come into my old employer's office to work now, borrowing a desk in an effort to teach myself some standards of decorum. You can't get away with stuff like that when there's six other people in the room.

 

[chapperzUK]

Working from home is a terrible thing. I've actually had to come into my old employer's office to work now, borrowing a desk in an effort to teach myself some standards of decorum. You can't get away with stuff like that when there's six other people in the room.

Can't you watch Sky Sports New on your iPhone while in a room on your own ....

 

[Slipperduke]

Can't you watch Sky Sports New on your iPhone while in a room on your own ....

I think I might be safer just thinking about Nick Collins' moustache for a bit. That should do the trick.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

You can't get away with stuff like that when there's six other people in the room.

Depends what sort of clubs you are into really mate ;) (ask Mrs Slip if you are unsure :whistling:)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Working from home is a terrible thing. I've actually had to come into my old employer's office to work now, borrowing a desk in an effort to teach myself some standards of decorum. You can't get away with stuff like that when there's six other people in the room.

I'm now picturing the classic Big Train sketch, where the boss is disciplining his staff up for too much w*nking...:O

 

[Napster]

Pics here

http://www.redcafe.net/f8/natalie-sawyers-boobs-275663/index2.html

 

[chapperzUK]

Pics here

http://www.redcafe.net/f8/natalie-sawyers-boobs-275663/index2.html

What are you doing on a Man Ure forum ....

 

[chapperzUK]

I need to go and get my hair cut, but that does mean leaving the TV for around an hour :(. Dilemma.