Richard_Cadette
The Realist
Now I know I often delude myself that my beloved team will run as a professional football team should be, and by now, I should realise that with Southend, that just isnt every going to be the case, and yet I still find myself getting extremely annoyed by there ramshackle approach to thing.
Chain of event yesterday:-
I ring the clubshop to order the new away shirt, I speak to the lady on the phone and I ask to be put through. I get told thats not possible, because they havent got a phoneline. I said you really are winding me up, but nope, no phoneline in the brand spanking new all singing all dancing club shop. I said I wanted to order the new away shirt, and eventually, I accept her alternative suggestion of ordering the shirt via the website.
I go to the club shop web site and yes, thats right, only away shirts available to order are last seasons!!
Back on the phone to SUFC, I explain to the same woman what has just happened and her response was 'Oh thats OK, Southend are playing in the same shirt as last season, so you can go ahead and order it'. It seemed almost surreal to have to tell her that that theory only applies to the home shirt, but I did anyway, and after seeming to be somewhat confused, she put me through to someone who could help.
A man answers the phone, i tell him i want to order the new away shirt but the shop has no phone line and the website is only carrying last seasons away shirt... his response was 'Yes'!!! There was a pause, and I then had to ask, what do you mean yes?
??
I went into one saying that this is absolutely outrageous that you have opened a new shop but dont have the facility to order stock unless you go down in person... I mean you dont have a phoneline?
??? Its absolutely pathetic, and even by our standards, appalling!
He tried to argue that it was a new shop and the website was being replaced at some point in the future, and then even went onto use the sentence 'You will get all the perks of the shop being run by a franchise of Nike'... I said yes, such perks as not even having a phoneline, I suppose on the brightside, you have just saved me £40!!
After more ranting, he said he would get someone from the shop to ring me back, presumably from a call box, but that never materialised and so they have just lost out on £40 worth of much needed revenue!
To cap all this off, his final quote to me was 'we want to bring the shop upto the standard of all other League Two Clubs'!!! Spot the deliberate mistake, i didnt want to point out we had just got promoted to League One, but i think i ought to, as he was blissfully unaware!
At times, we really are a very badly run club, and no matter how much I love this club, i have never in my life dealt with such an inept organisation as Southend United Football Club... All this and the season hasnt begun yet, God help us!
Chain of event yesterday:-
I ring the clubshop to order the new away shirt, I speak to the lady on the phone and I ask to be put through. I get told thats not possible, because they havent got a phoneline. I said you really are winding me up, but nope, no phoneline in the brand spanking new all singing all dancing club shop. I said I wanted to order the new away shirt, and eventually, I accept her alternative suggestion of ordering the shirt via the website.
I go to the club shop web site and yes, thats right, only away shirts available to order are last seasons!!
Back on the phone to SUFC, I explain to the same woman what has just happened and her response was 'Oh thats OK, Southend are playing in the same shirt as last season, so you can go ahead and order it'. It seemed almost surreal to have to tell her that that theory only applies to the home shirt, but I did anyway, and after seeming to be somewhat confused, she put me through to someone who could help.
A man answers the phone, i tell him i want to order the new away shirt but the shop has no phone line and the website is only carrying last seasons away shirt... his response was 'Yes'!!! There was a pause, and I then had to ask, what do you mean yes?
I went into one saying that this is absolutely outrageous that you have opened a new shop but dont have the facility to order stock unless you go down in person... I mean you dont have a phoneline?
He tried to argue that it was a new shop and the website was being replaced at some point in the future, and then even went onto use the sentence 'You will get all the perks of the shop being run by a franchise of Nike'... I said yes, such perks as not even having a phoneline, I suppose on the brightside, you have just saved me £40!!
After more ranting, he said he would get someone from the shop to ring me back, presumably from a call box, but that never materialised and so they have just lost out on £40 worth of much needed revenue!
To cap all this off, his final quote to me was 'we want to bring the shop upto the standard of all other League Two Clubs'!!! Spot the deliberate mistake, i didnt want to point out we had just got promoted to League One, but i think i ought to, as he was blissfully unaware!
At times, we really are a very badly run club, and no matter how much I love this club, i have never in my life dealt with such an inept organisation as Southend United Football Club... All this and the season hasnt begun yet, God help us!