News from SNN

[McNasty]

BREAKING NEWS - A group of unhappy Southend United supporters are 'on the verge' of launching a breakaway team called FC United of Southend. According to their spokesperson Barold Fairweather: 'People think we are disloyal for booing at home and away games recently, but the reality is that with our squad and resources we should be in the Premier League by now.'
A leaked email shown to us includes details for a new 400-seat stadium in Priory Park, along with a club badge emblazoned with the Latin motto 'Deludius Promotius Burtonalbium.'


www.southendnewsnetwork.com

 

[AndyT]

LOL, especially :-

'Deludius Promotius Burtonalbium.'

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

What is S.N.N. by the way?

I'll guess at Satellite News Network - channel 982 on my box.

 

[AndyT]

Southend News Network.

Love this from the other day :-

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news...-lines-to-stop-lego-cars-parking-by-hospital/

:smile:

‘If a Lego motorist can prove that they are part of a Lego set that resides within a child’s bedroom that falls inside the Hospital Parking Zone, we will also be more than happy to issue a residential permit – the usual procedure and application fees will apply.’

 

[Firestorm]

Snn have really got a few with the cross less hot cross buns story....

 

[mrsblue]

BREAKING NEWS - A group of unhappy Southend United supporters are 'on the verge' of launching a breakaway team called FC United of Southend. According to their spokesperson Barold Fairweather: 'People think we are disloyal for booing at home and away games recently, but the reality is that with our squad and resources we should be in the Premier League by now.'
A leaked email shown to us includes details for a new 400-seat stadium in Priory Park, along with a club badge emblazoned with the Latin motto 'Deludius Promotius Burtonalbium.'


www.southendnewsnetwork.com

Barold has been pestering me to have a bash as their manager,he demanded an exciting 4 4 4 formation with many extras thrown in such as match day burger and free programme,I declined his offer citing "fickle fans':winking:

 

[enfieldblue]

Barold has been pestering me to have a bash as their manager,he demanded an exciting 4 4 4 formation with many extras thrown in such as match day burger and free programme,I declined his offer citing "fickle fans':winking:

with no mention of chips or onions, this is obviously a bogus offer:smile:

 

[wakes123]

It's just painfully boring now.

 

[Forever A Shrimper]

It's just painfully boring now.

What was most annoying was that law that got passed that says you have to read it.

 

[Blueronron]

For one minute I thought SUISA was being reformed phew :happy:

 

[wakes123]

What was most annoying was that law that got passed that says you have to read it.

Didn't read it, it's just popping up everywhere though - Leigh-On-Sea facebook group for example, that's all they post now and it used to be a good group.