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Next time you do an exam..

A lad at my school turned up for the first maths GCSE paper completely ****ed. As he lay on the floor outide the exam hall surrounded by other students he shouted "I'm to wasted to do an exam".
As far as I know he didn't get caught although he spent half the exam asleep.
It was later revealed that allegedly he wanted something to calm his nerves that morning and went overboard.
However he stands by the fact that he was at a family get together the night before and was still feeling the effects. After seeing how drunk he was I would go for the first.
 
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