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Jonny_Stokes

Sir Jonny Of Promotionshire
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Nothing like a ****poor series of results, culminating in a dreadful home performance to get the message board in uproar.

Blimey this league's going to be harder than either the fans or our manager thought - we're actually going to be in a bit of relegation trouble this season.

Our manager's got UEFA badges? Better start using them, as this isn't good enough - we need some loan signings!

Brand new centre back, eh? He's been here about five minutes, but a couple of bad showings - drop him, drop him now! In fact, sell him! He's sh!t!

Tell you what, that 10 minute cameo from a half-fit striker was rubbish, wasn't it? He's never going to make it, is he?

You know that striker that wins a bunch of headers, helps out defensively and does more unselfish all-round good work for the team than any of the rest of them? I don't like him, he doesn't score two goals a game.

Sound familiar? Then you must have visited the Orient messageboard recently...
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Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Sep. 24 2006,23:32)]Sound familiar? Then you must have visited the Orient messageboard recently...
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We havn't become that desperate yet!
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The news from Orient was one of the bright poitns of my weekend. Well, that and SZFC winning were probably the only two!
 
Hi Jonny, got your Wedding Suit ready? Just getting CS J into his dress, I think.....

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ps. Why loan out our pacy young left winger when your first-choice one is playing like a tw&t?

pps. Best start infighting out of frustration

ppps. The news from Southend was one of the bright points of my weekend.  Well, that and BOFC losing were probably the only two!
 
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Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Sep. 24 2006,23:43)]Hi Jonny, got your Wedding Suit ready? Just getting CS J into his dress, I think.....

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I didn't think pink was her colour, but she was very insistant on a Jordan-copying meringue of a dress.
 
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Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Sep. 24 2006,23:48)]
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Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Sep. 24 2006,23:43)]Hi Jonny, got your Wedding Suit ready? Just getting CS J into his dress, I think.....

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I didn't think pink was her colour, but she was very insistant on a Jordan-copying meringue of a dress.
Would have to be a pretty big Meringue!

Somehow I didn't think he would choose Blue though.

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Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Sep. 24 2006,23:32)]Nothing like a ****poor series of results, culminating in a dreadful home performance to get the message board in uproar.

Blimey this league's going to be harder than either the fans or our manager thought - we're actually going to be in a bit of relegation trouble this season.

Our manager's got UEFA badges? Better start using them, as this isn't good enough - we need some loan signings!

Brand new centre back, eh? He's been here about five minutes, but a couple of bad showings - drop him, drop him now! In fact, sell him! He's sh!t!

Tell you what, that 10 minute cameo from a half-fit striker was rubbish, wasn't it? He's never going to make it, is he?

You know that striker that wins a bunch of headers, helps out defensively and does more unselfish all-round good work for the team than any of the rest of them? I don't like him, he doesn't score two goals a game.

Sound familiar? Then you must have visited the Orient messageboard recently...  
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Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.

A reality check for both our clubs I think. Now we will find out what the fans are made of.... and with SUFC's history of Boo Boys, I fear the worst.

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