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RobM

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I went to watch Burnham Ramblers v. Aveley (sponsored by Aveley Kebabs!).

Not only was that amusing but the home team had a player called Mantovani (he orchestrated midfield!)

The programme contained jokes, a cartoon and a Sodoku. Strange.

Burnham is a club in more dire straits than us, one win in 23, a goal difference of -86, manager resigned as did the secretary this week. I left just before the end with Aveley 3-0 up and the goalie yet to get is gloves dirty. Burnham has no goal power at all.

How about your Saturday afternoon?
 
I went to watch Burnham Ramblers v. Aveley (sponsored by Aveley Kebabs!).

Not only was that amusing but the home team had a player called Mantovani (he orchestrated midfield!)

The programme contained jokes, a cartoon and a Sodoku. Strange.

Burnham is a club in more dire straits than us, one win in 23, a goal difference of -86, manager resigned as did the secretary this week. I left just before the end with Aveley 3-0 up and the goalie yet to get is gloves dirty. Burnham has no goal power at all.

How about your Saturday afternoon?
Who typed up the programme I wonder?
 
There's one guy who does almost everything there - kit man, webmaster, (now ex-(secretary) and more. The programme is in the car, I'll fetch it later and tell you.

Incidentally the home kit is sky blue and navy stripes, navy shorts, sky blue socks. Looks quite god!
 
I went to watch Burnham Ramblers v. Aveley (sponsored by Aveley Kebabs!).

Not only was that amusing but the home team had a player called Mantovani (he orchestrated midfield!)

The programme contained jokes, a cartoon and a Sodoku. Strange.

Burnham is a club in more dire straits than us, one win in 23, a goal difference of -86, manager resigned as did the secretary this week. I left just before the end with Aveley 3-0 up and the goalie yet to get is gloves dirty. Burnham has no goal power at all.

How about your Saturday afternoon?

On the plus side, they don't have a deficit of £11,227,819.
 
Burnham programme today quotes...

Secretary - Shaun Pugh
Treasurer - Shaun Pugh
Fixture secretary - Shaun Pugh
Press officer - Shaun Pugh
Website - Shaun Pugh
First team kit manager - Shaun Pugh.

Gasp!
 
I went to watch Burnham Ramblers v. Aveley (sponsored by Aveley Kebabs!).

Not only was that amusing but the home team had a player called Mantovani (he orchestrated midfield!)

The programme contained jokes, a cartoon and a Sodoku. Strange.

Burnham is a club in more dire straits than us, one win in 23, a goal difference of -86, manager resigned as did the secretary this week. I left just before the end with Aveley 3-0 up and the goalie yet to get is gloves dirty. Burnham has no goal power at all.

How about your Saturday afternoon?

What did you think of Aveley's number 7?
 
On my way to the in-laws so the kids could do an Easter Egg hunt. Would have been tomorrow but I'm off to Santa Pod
 
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