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Gentlemen - and hopefully some of you ladies - it's that time again. The Totty Cup is back and it's bigger and better than ever.

As last year, we will be harnessing the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and putting it to some true and noble cause - a knock-out competition for fit, filthy, knock-out fitties leading to the crowning of one oh so lucky female as Miss ShrimperZone 2009.

The Reigning Miss ShrimperZone



After the stunning performance of Melissa Theuriau in the last competition (trouncing Denise Richards, easily seeing off Rachel Stevens, edging past Jessica Alba in the semis and then seeing off Lucy Pinder 41-38 in a tight, tight final) our reigning Champion will be standing down from the competition along with Alba, Pinder and Vallance to give the others a chance.

Last year's competition

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This year's competition

This year we have decided to widen the field to allow 32 entrants. Only Theuriau, Pinder, Alba and Vallance are stepping down so there's room for a boat-load of new entrants.

Nominations will take place in THIS THREAD from 9am tomorrow morning so take your time this evening, think about your nominations and prepare to add them when this thread re-opens in the morning.

All entrants will be subject to an acceptability-criteria which will be determined by the Owners of SZ to ensure that only "serious contenders" are allowed (so no wasted nominations for Bella Emberg!). The first 32 "acceptable" names appearing in this thread after 9am tomorrow will form the basis of this year's competition. Feel free to discuss nominations in the existing Totty Cup thread, but be aware that nominations may not be pre-booked and someone else could just as well steal your nomination idea.

Nominations will be determined in this thread alone
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One nomination per Zoner.
As per the Pub rules, no pornographic images allowed.

To assist with your nominations, please consider visiting the recent ShrimperZone A-Z Compendium of Totterific Totty.

Good luck. May the best Totty Win.

Thread re-opens tomorrow morning at 9.00 am sharp!

Current Nominations

1. Jamelia (Uxbridge Shrimper)
2. Megan Fox (South Bank "Knows A Winner When He Sees One" Hank)
3. Keeley Hazell (Dave)
4. Cheryl Cole (Einschtein)
5. Lacey Turner (Chadded) - Ah well, someone has to go out in the first round!
6. Elisha Cuthbert (Flying Scotsman)
7. Elizabeth Jane Hurley (Aberdeen Shrimper)
8. Abi Titmuss (FatShrimp)
9. Maggie Gyllenhaal (Pubey)
10. Angelina Jolie (Cricko)
11. Kristin Davis (Dave Webb's Brain)
12. Rachel Stevens (Leathers20)
13. Abbey Clancy (EastStandBlue)
14. Kelly Brook (ToEllandBack)
15. Alina Vacariu (Firestorm)
16. Evangeline Lilly (Miss West Stand)
17. Kate Hudson (Scrounger)
18. Jessica Biel (Flinty)
19. Jennifer Hawkins (Mr B)
20. Helen Mirren (Berrichonne Shrimper)
21. Gemma Atkinson (Ayrshire Blue)
22. Beyonce Knowles (Numphgirl)
23. Holloughby Willoughby (Shrimpled)
24. Sylvie van der Vaart (Irish Shrimper)
25. Rihanna (blues r best)
26. Salma Hayek (Jonny O)
27. Denise Milani (MK Shrimper)
28. Melanie Slade (M@CC@ 16)
29. Nadine Coyle (The General)
30. Hillary Duff (Alexis SUFC)
31. Allison Stokke (Slipperduke)
32. Jennifer Aniston (Canvey Shrimper)
 
My entry goes to Elisha Cuthbert, who despite falling in the first round last year probably had the toughest tie. I'd like to think she would have gone through to the final as well. I could spend all day looking at pics of her and will gladly post away when the match is played.


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I know she is old........but she has worn well guys


Elizabeth Jane Hurley

This is a 43 year old woman that has the perfect body, face, boobs and bum that 95% of 21 year old woman would die for.

She is one of the very few lucky woman that are made perfect, and best of all she has a brain in that stunning head of hers.

Born in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England……she has always been a struggling actress until meeting Hugh Grant and it is true that this is the reason that she came to the public eye, so if that floppy haired knob has at least one redeeming feature it is that he brought her to our screens, papers and magazines.

Her ever expanding career includes being in movies, as well as being a top model, a selfless charity worker and appeared in various TV programmes including John Cleese “The Human Face”in which the, Cleese discussed beauty and the fact that the closer both halves of your face match, the more beautiful you are and it so happened that Hurley’s face was scientifically as close to perfect as you can possibly get.

She is involved in various charities including Estée Lauder's Breast Cancer awareness Campaign, The Prince's Trust, and the Shaukat Khanum Memorial Cancer Hospital & Research Centre.

In short this woman is the full package….the TOP TOTTY. She has it all, Brains, amazing beauty, a banging body and a compassionate charity worker as well

How can this woman not at least make the final for To Totty let alone win in…….

Some montages for you to enjoy guys

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Outsider here...

Ms Titmuss. Might not be classiest, but hours of fun I reckon.

 
booo... there is quite a lot of support for the Gyllenhaal on here!

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Pubey....you are fast becoming the Scotland* of this competition...not likely of making it past the first round....

(Sorry Gaffer!)
 
And what is it you see in her my friend?

apart from her obvious perfect pair, she also has a tidy behind, and a pleasent all round figure.

Also, she has quite a sweet face, altho i'll be the first to admit (having got her 2009 calander) that she does often overdo the make up... but im sure thats not what people will be voting for!
 
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