shrimper4eva
Guest
Due to injury it looks like naughty boy julian alsop will start against us. It will be his first start for them after his dismisal from oxford. Any suggestions for any songs to chant at him about his recent behavior?
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Shrimp in a Kilt
Guest
Day-o, Day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
Daylight come, and we want go . . .
Work all night on a drink of rum
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Stack banana til the morning come
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and we want go home)
It's 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, Tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day-o, Day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
It's late, so I will leave it to those with more time and creativity to adapt the lyrics suitably (no smut now!)
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
Daylight come, and we want go . . .
Work all night on a drink of rum
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Stack banana til the morning come
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and we want go home)
It's 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, Tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day-o, Day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
It's late, so I will leave it to those with more time and creativity to adapt the lyrics suitably (no smut now!)
sufcintheprem
This is a modified caption
Have to say, I did wonder where you were going with that
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
...you've been gone too long.[b said:
Can't believe you've never heard that!!
Guest
Guest
Surely blow up banana's are in order
sufcintheprem
This is a modified caption
Or, and I reckon this is quite achievable, a Gary Glitter number.
All together now:
Naa Na Na Na-Na Hey! Na-Na Na-Na (repeat to fade)
(For tune, see Happy Gilmore, about halfway through)
All together now:
Naa Na Na Na-Na Hey! Na-Na Na-Na (repeat to fade)
(For tune, see Happy Gilmore, about halfway through)
blues_r_best
Entertainment 7wenty
Where's your banana gone.
(your banana gone)
Repeat till bored.
(your banana gone)
Repeat till bored.
blues_r_best
Entertainment 7wenty
Then stop repeating it.[b said:
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
How about "You can stick Alsop's banana up your arse" to the tune of "Pink Pyjamas"...?
one flew over the cockles nest
First XI
Heeeeeeeeeee shags young boys with Bananas trul la la la la la la la la laaaa
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hey shags young boys with Bananas
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hey shags young boys with Bananas
Guest
Guest
ok, did i miss something? what did he do?
???
TheSouthendUnitedRunner
The poster formerly known as BoyWonder2 ⭐🦐
Surely you must of heard that his sacking at Oxford last week was down to him shoving a banana up a youth team players arse after said youth teamer gave him a bit of stick.
Guest
Guest
err, no i didint, bet he enjoyed it tho ........
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