Nuclear Holocaust

[SUFCFARAWAY]

There was a nuclear holocaust only you and two women survived in the world. The human race needed to carry on - you could only choose one women to do the deed with because your seaman was so radioactive you only had enough good sperm to make one baby. Who would it be?

Woman A or Woman B

A

B

 

[TrueBlue]

A I would go for u can take it from behind then you wont have to look at the face! where as with B you could see the red hair still

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

I'd go for both at the same time

 

[Leeboy]

not with your little maggot

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

You seemed to get enough satisfaction out of it though didn't ya

 

[TrueBlue]

Quote[/b] (Shrimpersarmy @ Nov. 15 2005,20:36)]You seemed to get enough satisfaction out of it though didn't ya

lol touche!

 

[Leeboy]

 

[canveyshrimper]

Well if it was my choice it would be the end of the human race.

 

[Leeboy]

you would have to close your eyes and think of Cameron Diaz

or find a plastic bag to put over their head ( or yours ! )

 

[canveyshrimper]

Or hope to hell that she has become a praying mantis or black widow and will devour you during the act.

Failing that deposit your load on their feet and hope that the flies do the rest.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Only one baby wouldnt keep the human race going very long would it? Unless it was a hermaphrodite....

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Nov. 16 2005,08:55)]or find a plastic bag to put over their head  ( or yours ! )

*Politically incorrect alert*

(i.e. if you're a bird or are easily offended, look away now...)





Hence the "bag" rating for a woman's lack of beauty (surely you've heard of this) - single bagger, double bagger & triple bagger...

Single bagger - i.e. she's a BOBFOC, so pop a paper bag on her head and then you're content to carry on parking the pork, as it were

Double bagger - she's into moose territory now, so best have one paper bag for your head and one for her head before you continue to thrust the meat javelin.

Triple bagger - she's such a complete and utter munter that you'll need a bag for her head, a bag for your head, and a bag to pop over the head of the dog in the corner of the room so that he should not be forced to witness the obscene sight of you slipping a length into this total and utter moon-beast.

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 16 2005,09:30)]Only one baby wouldnt keep the human race going very long would it? Unless it was a hermaphrodite....

 

Always one who has to get factual!

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 16 2005,11:37)]Triple bagger - she's such a complete and utter munter that you'll need a bag for her head, a bag for your head, and a bag to pop over the head of the dog in the corner of the room so that he should not be forced to witness the obscene sight of you slipping a length into this total and utter moon-beast.

 

Grave memories of Friday night have jus came flooding back!!

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

IIRC the first one looks like that as a result of plastic surgery, you could do her, hope for a daughter devoid of plastic manipulation. Bump of the mum and then while away the hours until daughter is ripe.... or is that too Col******ry?

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (SUFCFARAWAY @ Nov. 15 2005,17:38)]There was a nuclear holocaust only you and two women survived in the world. The human race needed to carry on - you could only choose one women to do the deed with because your seaman was so radioactive you only had enough good sperm to make one baby. Who would it be?

Woman A or Woman B

A glowing Seaman

 

[Davros]

Quote[/b] (SUFCFARAWAY @ Nov. 16 2005,13:17)]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 16 2005,09:30)]Only one baby wouldnt keep the human race going very long would it? Unless it was a hermaphrodite....

 

Always one who has to get factual!

 

even more factual is the fact that a hermaphrodite cannot self-impregnante, viz a vie.... not the answer.

 

[Firestorm]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Nov. 16 2005,08:55)]or find a plastic bag to put over their head  ( or yours ! )

A plastic bag would not be any good as this would lead to suffocation.

any way as

>>you could only choose one women to do the deed with because your seaman was so radioactive you only had enough good sperm to make one baby.<<


I would let the Seaman choose first, I appear to be allright so I could shag either of them whenever I was drunk enough.