Oh Doncaster! So much to answer for.....

[C C Csiders]

One, I guess, for The Smiths fans'.

Just penned this based on the lyrics of Suffer Little Children:

Up the A1, take me up the A1
Up to the north
And a play-off win

Up the A1, take me up the A1
Up to the north
And a play-off win

Sean O’Driscoll, and your Wembley dream
Oh Neil Sullivan, you'll never go up
And you'll never get to Wembley again
Oh Doncaster, so much to answer for

Hayter, see those Wembley arch lights ?
Tonight will be your most disastrous night
A woman said : "I know my dream is dead
I'll never see the play-off trophy draped in red"

Tilson wakes and Tilsonsays :
Tilson wakes, Tilson wakes, Tilson wakes, and says :
"Oh, wherever Brush has gone, I have gone"

But rape-seeded northern fields
Cannot hide the smell of Shrimpers fans
Rape-seeded northern fields
Cannot hide the smell of Shrimpers fans

Tilson wakes and says :
Tilson wakes, Tilson wakes, Tilson wakes, and says :
"Oh, whatever Brush has done, I have done"

But this is no easy ride
For a Donny fan cries :

"Oh, help me ... help me, nothing more
For Donny Rovers are suddenly very poor
You may win, and you may be strong
But you will be, you will be, you will be, the best side
Until the day we die
We’ll have no easy ride
You will beat us, and then you’ll laugh
Yes, you could say you’re a team
You might sing
You might sing
You might sing
AND THEN YOU WILL WIN !
Oh, you might sing
AND THEN YOU WILL WIN !
You might sing
AND THEN YOU WILL WIN !

Oh Doncaster, so much to answer for
Oh Doncaster, so much to answer for

 

[Uncle Leo]

Best Smiths/Southend lyrical rewrite. Ever.

 

[Pubey]

to sing along to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLJxoR1tH4

 

[C C Csiders]

Dedicated to UB:

To the tune of Reel Around the Fountain:

It's time the tale were told
Of how we’re going to Wembley
And turned Sean O’Driscoll cold

It's time the tale were told
Of how we’re going to Wembley
And turned Sean O’Driscoll cold
And made him old

It's time the tale were told
Of how we’re going to Wembley
And turned Sean O’Driscoll cold
And made him old

Fifteen minutes from time
Well, I wouldn't say no
People said Lee Barnard had a dead leg
And they were so wrong

Fifteen minutes from time
Oh, I wouldn't say no
People said that James Walkers heart was dead
And they were half-right
They ... oh, they were half-right

It's time the tale were told
Of how we’re going to Wembley
And turned Sean O’Driscoll cold

It's time the tale were told
Of how we’re going to Wembley
And turned Sean O’Driscoll cold
And made him old

It's time the tale were told
Of how we’re going to Wembley
And turned Sean O’Driscoll cold
And made him old

Fifteen minutes from time
Well, I wouldn't say no
Oh, Sky TV saw no worth in you
Oh, but I do.
Fifteen minutes from time
Oh, I wouldn't say no
Oh, Sky TV saw no worth in you
I do
I ... oh, I do

I dreamt about the Blues last night
And I fell out of bed twice
Tilly and Brush can mount me at Wem-ber-ley
But "take me to the Championship and led
By Adam Barrett you could have said
Two goals, please
Barrett’s the bee's knees
But so is Clarke

Meet me at the Keepmoat
See me at Wem-ber-ley
I'll take it happily
Oh ...

Fifteen minutes from time
Well, I wouldn't say no
Oh, Sky TV saw no worth in you
Oh, but I do.
Fifteen minutes from time
Oh, I wouldn't say no
Oh, Sky TV saw no worth in you
I do
I ... oh, I do
I ... I do
Oh, oh, I do
Oh, I do
Oh, I do