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peter andre and katie price splitting up

Hotman

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peter andre has been told that in the event of a divorce, he stands to receive half of jordan's possessions.

When asked what he planned to do with one fake tit and a balding **** flap, he revealed they already been offered a contract presenting the next series of Britains Got Talent.
 
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pringlejon

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Apparently it all kicked off at the weekend when he heard on the news that the Pope had been in Jordan
 

GBJ

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If Jordan is meant to be married to peter Andre, whi is she always being photographed with Gary Coleman?


jordan.jpg
 

BoyWonder2

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After it was announced that Katie Price and Peter Andre are to separate, Katie said she would miss the family holidays they shared, the tv specials they made and the companionship. Peter said he would miss the tit ****s and watching the fat cod eyed c**n walk into the wall.
 

sufcalways

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-Peter Andre today released a statement saying that although he will miss playing with Harvey and giving him piggy back rides, it will be a huge weight off his shoulders.

-After loading the last of his belongings onto the removal van Peter Andre hears Jordan call from the shed,

"Oi ! What about this ****ing spade?".

He replies," He's not mine you ****... Now **** off !"
 
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