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Jonesy tap-in

Youth Team
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Day of the ldv final, pre-match, nicky nicolau, 'uncynical oik' that he is, is confident of southend's chances, especially with adam barrett, master of the 'tame drab art' of defending and spencer prior, 'i prep corners', as solid as ever. Steve Tilson 'is steel on tv' in the build-up, praising, among others, his ever-present 'part erect elf', car pettefer.

As the final whistle goes, Southend have romped to victory. After giving wrexham a drubbing, everyone's talking about freddy eastwood's 'day of worst deed', having 'added forty woes' to the welshmen's cause. And as the crowd sing "there's only one stevie tilson", 'this overintense steel loony' lifts the trophy aloft as he does his lap of honour, and the mighty shrimpers 'greet impish ryhthms' banged out by the travelling blue army.

Mark Bentley, left on his own, wonders "why does no-one like 'my elk banter' ".





I really need to get a job...
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Quote[/b] (Jonesy tap-in @ Mar. 23 2005,13:22)]his ever-present 'part erect elf', carl pettefer.
You really are nuts!   But I like it.  
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It's quite clear that Jonesy tap-in "enjoys a pint", anyway.

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I got one: Barry Fry is "a c**t" no wait, that doesn't work, oh well he is fat pr*ck anyway, so any excuse for some abuse, sorry!
 
Very true I did. An extremely good call. I know the chances are remote, but how bad would it be (and it would definitely ruin my season) if by some chance they stayed up!
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Yeah but if they stay up and we go up ,its our first 6 points of the campaign coupled with the 6 points off Col Ewe is a good start...IF we go up that is....
 
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Quote[/b] (Thenewblue @ Mar. 23 2005,21:22)]Yeah but if they stay up and we go up ,its our first 6 points of the campaign coupled with the 6 points off Col Ewe is a good start...IF we go up that is....
I disagree. I think the phrase you're looking for is "WHEN we go up"
 
'and also realistic!'...come on own up! Who do you support really!!!!
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Yep you guessed it, Wet Sham! Asif! All I'm saying is that I remember the opening game of the season, Cheltenham weren't very good but we were even worse. We have come on leaps and bounds since then, proving that with a 3-0 win in the reverse fixture. I think our second half of the season is going well, with only one additional match compared with other teams in our league, that shouldn't disrupt the league form too much and can't wait for the season to be over knowing Tilly is an absolute f**king legend whatever happens.
 
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Quote[/b] (scrounger700 @ Mar. 23 2005,21:48)]Yep you guessed it, Wet Sham! Asif! All I'm saying is that I remember the opening game of the season, Cheltenham weren't very good but we were even worse. We have come on leaps and bounds since then, proving that with a 3-0 win in the reverse fixture. I think our second half of the season is going well, with only one additional match compared with other teams in our league, that shouldn't disrupt the league form too much and can't wait for the season to be over knowing Tilly is an absolute f**king legend whatever happens.
Agreed!
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