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OK so we are right near the end of the season, and the only player songs I hear are Freddy Eastwood Dur Dur Dur Dud Freddy Eastwood! Right so heres the plan, I think all our players derserve to have there names sung especially if they win promotion tomorrow!

Remember back in July- Southend No Chance; Relegation Back To League 2, and these players are on the verge of a second successive promotion.

So going in number order player songs as follow:

1. Daryl Flahaven
Daryl Flahaven Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

2. Duncan Jupp
Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Duncan Jupp Jupp Jupp!
Who put the ball in the Lincoln, Juppy Juppy
Who put the ball in the Lincoln net Duncan Jupp did, Duncan Jupp did, Duncan Jupp Did who put the ball in the Lincoln net, Duncan Jupp did!

3. Che Wilson
Che Wilson Whoa
Che Wilson Whoa
....................
.................... (Fill In the blanks!Needs a song!)

4. Lewis Hunt
Lewis Hunt Hunt Hunt, Lewis Hunt Hunt Hunt!

5. Spencer Prior
Spinner, Spinner, Spinner

6. Adam Barrett
One Adam Barrett, Theres only one Adam Barrett, One Adam Barrett! (Needs another song as well! Too dull!)

7. Mark Gower
Oow Marky Gower, Oow Marky Gower!

8. Kevin Maher
One Kevin Maher, Theres only one Kevin Maher, One Kevin Maher! (Needs another- bit boring!)

9. Shaun Goater
Feed The Goat, Feed The Goat, Feed The Goat & He Will Score!
{How About...} Shaun Goater Whoa
Shaun Goater Whoa
He Scored twice against the scum,
We won the game 3-1!

10. Wayne Gray
Wayney Gray The Next Pele!

11. Carl Pettefer
His here his theres his every f%&king where, Pettefer Pettefer!

12. Mark Bentley
{Needs A Song!}

13. Bart Grimink
{Void! Never plays anyway!)

14. Mitchel Cole
Mitchel Cole, Cole, Always believe in your sooooul, you have the power to go, your indestructable, always believe in... {Needs Amending!}

16. Luke Guttridge
Luke Guttridge Guttridge
He smacks erm from 20 yards
He thinks his f%&king hard
Luke Guttridge Guttridge! {Like Stevie Gerrard!}

17. Jay Smith
{Void- Out On Loan}

18. Charles Ademeno
Ade Ade Ade Ademeno! {100% randomly made up!}

19. Lee Bradbury
Bradders! {Needs a song!}

20. James Lawson
{Needs a song!}

22. Efe Sodje
{Got that song, as sung at Oldham but can't right get the tune in me head!}

23. Freddy Eastwood
Dur Dur Dur Dud Freddy Eastwood!
{... and the song that ends in 'and his on a roll, Freddy Eastwood, Freddy Eastwood!}

24. JCR
{No Comment His playing for the Ewes and celebrates there goals!}

25. Gerard Nash
{Doesn't play, doesn't matter!}

26. Franck Moussa
{HS amended Franck Moussa song!}
Feed the Mouss, Feed The Mouss, Feed The Mouss n He'l feed the Goat, Feed The Mouss n He'l Feed the Goat!
[Travelled with the squad to Swansea today]

So SZ'ners lets get all the players songs posted up on here so we can all sing their names tomorrow loud and proud!

NB One extra one for Steve Tilson-
Steve Tilson My Lord, Steve Tilson
Steve Tilson My Lord, Steve Tilson
My Lord Steve Tilson!

Blue Army!
 
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Quote[/b] (Hawkwell Shrimper @ April 28 2006,12:45)]22. Efe Sodje
{Got that song, as sung at Oldham but can't right get the tune in me head!}
sung to the tune of 'no limits'
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hawkwell Shrimper @ April 28 2006,12:45)]3. Che Wilson
Che Wilson Whoa
Che Wilson Whoa
....................
.................... (Fill In the blanks!Needs a song!)
Che - Che - Che - Che

Ch-Ch-Ch-Che-Che-Che

Take or leave us only please believe us

You ain't ever going to beat Che Wilson.

(Apologies to either Mel or Kim)
 
I have never liked the walking in a Tilly Wonderland song so how about

"Theres only one Stevie Tilson
There only one Stevie Tilson
Southend through and through
Proud to be Blue
Walking in a Tilson Wonderland"

Also think Gutts needs a better song.
 
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Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ April 28 2006,12:54)]Also think Gutts needs a better song.
Super, Super Luke, Super, Super Luke
Super, Super Luke, Super Lukey Guttridge
 
I always thinks Gutts is better suited to "He's here He's their - He is every f%&king where"

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hawkwell Shrimper @ April 28 2006,12:45)]3. Che Wilson
Che Wilson Whoa
Che Wilson Whoa
....................
.................... (Fill In the blanks!Needs a song!)
To the tune of "Volare" I presume? In which case...

Che Wilson, whoa
Che Wilson, whoa
He scored against the scum
He scored another one
Che Wilson, whoa
Che Wilson, whoa
 
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Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ April 28 2006,12:54)]I have never liked the walking in a Tilly Wonderland song so how about

"Theres only one Stevie Tilson
There only one Stevie Tilson
Southend through and through
Proud to be Blue
Walking in a Tilson Wonderland"

Also think Gutts needs a better song.
Sounds Good!!

What about-
Steve Tilson Whoa
Steve Tilson Whoa
His Southend Through and Through
His Proud to be a Blue!

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Just another alternative!
 
I noticed that Liverpool fans song for Harry Kewell is to the tune of 'Daddy Cool'.

How about adapting this to Mitchell Cole??
 
Efe Sodje's magic
He Wears a magic Hat
He saw that we were top the league and said I'm having that
He Blocks goals with both his legs
He blocks goals with his head
But When we get a corner, he scores the goals Instead.
 
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Quote[/b] (Shrimper Neil @ April 28 2006,13:15)]I noticed that Liverpool fans song for Harry Kewell is to the tune of 'Daddy Cool'.

How about adapting this to Mitchell Cole??
It won't beat;

"Mitchel Cole, Cole! Always believe in your Soooouulll
You've got the power to know...."

to the tune of Gold, by Queen.
 
What about to the tune of the Conga!
Do Do Do Do Shaun Lenard Goater
Do Do Do Do Shaun Lenard Goater
Do Do Do Do Shaun Lenard Goater
 
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Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ April 28 2006,13:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Shrimper Neil @ April 28 2006,13:15)]I noticed that Liverpool fans song for Harry Kewell is to the tune of 'Daddy Cool'.

How about adapting this to Mitchell Cole??
It won't beat;

"Mitchel Cole, Cole! Always believe in your Soooouulll
You've got the power to know...."

to the tune of Gold, by Queen.
Sorry to be pedantic but you've got the wrong band. Can't even help with the answer but I know it's not Queen.

They did a lot of camp stuff, but didn't stoop that low.

Loving the Sodje song, shame we can't sing it to him for a bit...
 
Quote (EastStandBlue @ April 28 2006,13:22)
Quote (Shrimper Neil @ April 28 2006,13:15)
I noticed that Liverpool fans song for Harry Kewell is to the tune of 'Daddy Cool'.

How about adapting this to Mitchell Cole??

It won't beat;

"Mitchel Cole, Cole! Always believe in your Soooouulll
You've got the power to know...."

to the tune of Gold, by Queen.

Sorry to be pedantic but you've got the wrong band. Can't even help with the answer but I know it's not Queen.
Wasn't it Spanaut Ballet ??
 
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Quote[/b] (Fish @ April 28 2006,13:40)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ April 28 2006,13:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Shrimper Neil @ April 28 2006,13:15)]I noticed that Liverpool fans song for Harry Kewell is to the tune of 'Daddy Cool'.

How about adapting this to Mitchell Cole??
It won't beat;

"Mitchel Cole, Cole! Always believe in your Soooouulll
You've got the power to know...."

to the tune of Gold, by Queen.
Sorry to be pedantic but you've got the wrong band. Can't even help with the answer but I know it's not Queen.

They did a lot of camp stuff, but didn't stoop that low.

Loving the Sodje song, shame we can't sing it to him for a bit...
Its Spandau Ballet!!!
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Fish @ April 28 2006,13:40)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ April 28 2006,13:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Shrimper Neil @ April 28 2006,13:15)]I noticed that Liverpool fans song for Harry Kewell is to the tune of 'Daddy Cool'.

How about adapting this to Mitchell Cole??
It won't beat;

"Mitchel Cole, Cole! Always believe in your Soooouulll
You've got the power to know...."

to the tune of Gold, by Queen.
Sorry to be pedantic but you've got the wrong band. Can't even help with the answer but I know it's not Queen.

They did a lot of camp stuff, but didn't stoop that low.

Loving the Sodje song, shame we can't sing it to him for a bit...
spandau ballet (if thats the right spelling?)
 
Misses Streaky Shrimper game up with ...

Kev, Kev, Super Kev, Super Kevin Maherrrrrrr..
Followed by a chants of SHUT UP KEV, SHUT UP KEV,SHUT UP KEV!!!

(to the sound of the Liverpool fans singing Dan, Dan Super Dan Super Danny Murphy).
 
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