Princess Diana Inquest

[Yorkshire Blue]

Princess Diana, despite being the fittest Royal

Are you forgetting Zara Phillips?

 

[Slipperduke]

Are you forgetting Zara Phillips?

Have you seen the size of her ****? It's like the back of a VW Beetle.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Have you seen the size of her ****? It's like the back of a VW Beetle.

Maybe so, but:

1) Diana looks like Tony Adams in drag;
2) Diana was mentally deranged;
3) she's been banged more times than the Sheffield Wednesday band's drum;
4) Will Carling's sloppy seconds; and the clincher
5) she's dead.

 

[Cricko]

Maybe so, but:

1) Diana looks like Tony Adams in drag;
2) Diana was mentally deranged;
3) she's been banged more times than the Sheffield Wednesday band's drum;
4) Will Carling's sloppy seconds; and the clincher
5) she's dead.

Hardly a hurdle Slipper hasn't overcome before YB ..;)

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Maybe so, but:

1) Diana looks like Tony Adams in drag;
2) Diana was mentally deranged;
3) she's been banged more times than the Sheffield Wednesday band's drum;
4) Will Carling's sloppy seconds; and the clincher
5) she's dead.

Thats just nit picking....:p

 

[Kent Shrimper]

No, the chauffer of the car was very very drunk and lost control of the car.

With his reputation?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Maybe so, but:
5) she's dead.

You make that sound like a bad thing.:eek:

 

[sufcintheprem]

Well, if you look hard enough in to any accident it becomes sinister. Has any vastly famous celebrity who died at the peak of their fame not had a conspiracy theory attached to them?

 

[Slipperduke]

Hardly a hurdle Slipper hasn't overcome before YB ..;)

That's not fair!

*prepares for his big date with Lisa Lefteye Lopez*

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Have you seen the size of her ****? It's like the back of a VW Beetle.

Slip, you're obviously not privvy to the kind of fun "horsey" girls can give you then? I'm sure DtS will be pleased to fill us all in as the current Mrs DtS is into her equestrianism!!!

 

[sufcintheprem]

Slip, you're obviously not privvy to the kind of fun "horsey" girls can give you then? I'm sure DtS will be pleased to fill us all in as the current Mrs DtS is into her equestrianism!!!

Well, my mind's boggling and not the fun for all the family sort of boggle.

:eek:

 

[leeblue]

There was a crash she died end of

 

[Pubey]

There was a crash she died end of

couldn't have put it better myself!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

There was a crash she died end of

Its not the end of the debate at all. Did you read the second page at all?

The inquest is now all about whether you'd bang Lady Die or Zara Phillips.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

And when did that short story ever sell newspapers

 

[davewebbsbrain]

There was a crash she died end of

At least somebody finally got to use the Haynes manual which explains in easy steps how to get a Princess out of an engine!!

 

[leeblue]

Deffo do Zara over Di for the record, Zara must have thighs that would grip you half to death

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Get in quick though.....the age process may not be kind...

 

[Groyne Strain]

At least Diana got what she wanted. After all those years of bulimia and anorexia, it must now be a good 10 years since she's eaten. She must have the figure she always dreamed of now.