Pro contract for Elvis

[Uncle Leo]

https://www.southendunited.co.uk/ne...bwomono-signs-professional-contract-at-blues/

Good news. Here's to a long and happy future!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Phil: Elvis, you need to sign this today.
Elvis: Well, It's Now or Never.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Phil: Elvis, you need to sign this today.
Elvis: Well, It's Now or Never.

This is exactly why I didn't use his surname in the thread title. More of this please - required on a wet and miserable day with deadlines looming.

 

[dannypav]

Elvis hesitated in signing as he didn't want to be "caught in a trap" , but that's just his nature having a Suspicious Mind ! - THATS ME DONE !

 

[RHB]

Bwomono.............yeah you're right Uncle nothing rhymes. I've had a quick glance at Elvis's singles and it looks as if MK has cornered the market on the humour front. Nevertheless, this is an excellent piece of business for a very promising young man.

Later.......apart from Dannypav's offering obviously.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Elvis hesitated in signing as he didn't want to be "caught in a trap" , but that's just his nature having a Suspicious Mind ! - THATS ME DONE !

Uh-huh....

 

[Shrimperforlife]

Phil: Elvis, you need to sign this today.
Elvis: Well, It's Now or Never.

Phil: we can't go on together, with suspicious minds...

 

[Shrimperforlife]

oops ...didn't see other posts...

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Let's hope we don't find him dead on the toilet with a burger in his hand

 

[C C Csiders]

he signed the deal as he don't want to go to Chelsea

 

[Up the Shrimpers]

Mind you he told me the other day that he thought long and hard about the contract, as he said I can't stand up for falling down on our pitch.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Jailhouse Rock & Nile Ranger.

Build your own joke.com

 

[Adrian C]

PB: Elvis, how about signing a new contract?
EB: Well it's always on my mind....

 

[dannypav]

he signed the deal as he don't want to go to Chelsea

A timely reminder that there is/was more than one Elvis ��

 

[MK Shrimper]

A timely reminder that there is/was more than one Elvis ��

Er, musically anyway, just two.

 

[onceknownasrab]

Er, musically anyway, just two.

Elvis Costello
Elvis presley
Elvis Maswanganyi
Elvis perkins
Elvis Crespo
Elvis J. Kurtovich
and
Elvis Blue.

The King, in one way or another, lives on.

 

[RobM]

Don't forget the Asian guy, Patelvis.

 

[RobM]

PB: Elvis, how about signing a new contract?
EB: Well it's always on my mind....

Don't be cruel.

 

[mattitouk]

Not to mention our very own Elvis J Eel.. Granted he's not much of a singer.... He's normally the back up singer whilst Sammy the Shrimp steals the limelight on Karaoke nights.

 

[onceknownasrab]

Not to mention our very own Elvis J Eel.. Granted he's not much of a singer.... He's normally the back up singer whilst Sammy the Shrimp steals the limelight on Karaoke nights.

I know you found the truth about Santa and the tooth fairy a crushing blow but there is no way to soften the impact of what I have to say. Elvis J. Eel is not real. There is a strange man that dons the outfit, the persona and the name, but he is not really an Elvis. You can call 116 123 for Samaritans if the pain of this revelation is too much.