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QPR match - it's Top of the (Karate) Chops!

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<cue Top of the Pops music - Whole Lotta Love riff>

Dada-dada-da dadada - dadada
Dada-dada-da dadada - dadada

<cue Jimmy Saville>

Following on from QPR's interesting "unfriendly" against the Chinese Olympic team on Wednesday, we have a completely new top ten on this weeks "Top of the Chops"

At number 10, T'Pau steam in with "China in your Hand"
At 9, Ash move up with "Kung Fu"
In the number 8 slot, Tenacious D with "Karate"
Badly Drawn Boy slides up to number 7 with "40 Days and 40 Fights"
and the late John Peels favourite record, "Tennage Kicks" by The Undertones makes this weeks number 6


Dada-dada-da dadada - dadada
Dada-dada-da dadada - dadada


Into the top 5 now and at number 5 Garbage come in with "Boys Wanna Fight"
At 4 Spandau Ballet are holding strong with "Fight for Ourselves"
Jamie Cullum holds the number 3 solot with "I Get a Kick Out of You"


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Now the top two and who will occupy this weeks "Top of the Chops"

At number 2, just missing out on top spot we have superstar Robbie Williams and "Ain't That a Kick in the Head"

Whilst at number one, the favourite and predictable "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas


<cue song>


"Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those jerks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billie Jim and little Sammy John
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they did it with expert timing

Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
make sure you have expert timing

Kung Fu fighting
had to be fast as lightning...

 
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