Receiving a "chocolate finger"

[DTS]

I was out last Sunday for my best mates birthday drinks. Found a really nice pub down on the seafront and started ploughing into the drinks as you do.
There was about 15-20 people and it was a mixed group.

By about 6pm the conversation as you would expect turns around to sex. Now one of my mates birds mates - a girl called Roz who has recently become single was giving it the barry about what an animal she was in the bedroom and how anything goes.

As the conversation wore on she revealed that in the throws of passion she loves nothing better than to chocolate finger her bloke. Now to "Chocolate Finger" your bloke for Cricko and MtS's benefit is to stick you middle finger up her mans bum.

Now I personally find this act quite filth. I dont see any appeal at all the having this done and in fact I would go so far as to say anyone doing this to me would get a few stern words soon after the session was over.

My mate "The Pilot" on the other hand loves it and says its all good.

What do you reckon?

In the interest of someone acutally voting this is an ANONYMOUS VOTE POLL.

:finger:

 

[Napster]

My American girlfriend at uni reckoned most men had their G-spot there. I wasn't really interested in trying it out

:minger:

 

[C C Csiders]

I've just fainted.

 

[Cricko2]

Not up "my Street":eek: so's to speak ...But apparently one of a mans main sexual areas is up the dirt box. A few have tried and met with a sharp ..Fcuk off.

 

[Pubey]

err there isn't a poll!?

i have receiveD one and it's not really that nice... just threw me off my stride and gave me a bit of a shock! every now and again the bird goes down to try and i'm like "woah there!".... so many womens magazines recommend it and say men love it.. it's bollocks! i don't know anyone who likes it

 

[C C Csiders]

I've just fainted, again.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Now to "Chocolate Finger" your bloke for Cricko and MtS's benefit is to stick you middle finger up her mans bum.

Glad to know that my reputation for virtue and clean living precedes me...

:D

 

[Cricko2]

Glad to know that my reputation for virtue and clean living precedes me...

:D

As mine Matt...Shall we attend the evening "not in my back yard" sermon together.:D

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Shall we attend the evening "not in my back yard" sermon together

I do believe I've just entered the Borough of Fnaar-Fnaar, twinned with it's French city Double Entendre...

For the sake of clarity, I'm going nowhere near your "back yard". Nor your curtains, for that matter.

:eek:

 

[DTS]

Not the highest voting poll I have ever seen I must say.......

 

[Cricko2]

:eek: :eek:

 

[Ricey]

Absolute filth couldn't think of anything worse. I have a mate who loves all that sort of stuff, he does worry me I recon he could be gay.

 

[C C Csiders]

*Hits floor for the third time*

 

[Slipperduke]

Pah! You big bunch of lily-livered woofters. There's nothing wrong with a bit of experimentation.

That said, a girl from Jersey did it to me when I wasn't expecting it and I've never been so surprised in all my life.

Anyway, digital intrusion is just the first level. Hands up who's been got/gone in with a tongue?

 

[Cricko2]

*Calls an ambulance* for CCC s after that comment Slip.:eek:

Why in hells name would I want to lick one ??

 

[Ricey]

*Hits floor for the third time*

I think a chocolate finger will stop you fainting mate!

 

[GrimmRobes]

mmmm...

 

[Desert Shrimper]

Is it me or are women generally more amenable to "up the Gary" action these days? That and binge drinking.

 

[Napster]

Is it me or are women generally more amenable to "up the Gary" action these days? That and binge drinking.

I think the two are entirely connected

:)

 

[Cricko2]

Is it me or are women generally more amenable to "up the Gary" action these days? That and binge drinking.

It may be something you have heard mate,but I could not possibly comment.:rolleyes: