Relations

[Shrimper]

Would you say 3rd cousin is related to you in a way that it would be deemed incest because i found out that i have a 3rd cousin which turned out to be the person i'd like. FML. So, yeah, 3rd cousin related?

 

[Moody Blues]

You sure your not an undercover Col Ewe fan?

 

[Hazey]

Ask her to the cinema, if she says yes, get in there.

 

[Shrimper]

I did that haha, then we found out we were related, i'm just a sad ******* . well actually, my parents were married when i was born but you get what i mean

 

[canveyshrimper]

Considering that first cousins can legally marry it's certainly not incest, however if you come from Colchester it's compulsory.

 

[Shrimper]

See, that's the thing i'm not sure if it'd be considered incest if we did have sex but the fact that we're even cousins puts me off. Hold me tight. :(

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Would you say 3rd cousin is related to you in a way that it would be deemed incest because i found out that i have a 3rd cousin which turned out to be the person i'd like. FML. So, yeah, 3rd cousin related?

Get your wheels in sunshine.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

do they play golf with tilly? alot of recent rumours seem to have come from someones 3rd cousin who plays golf with tilly.

could be useful if you did get together

 

[osymandus]

3rd Cousins are usualy so far removed from your direct gene pool your fine (to be fair if its just by marriage who craes anyway )

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

How are 3rd cousins related? Is it the cousin of your cousin? I'm confused.

 

[DTS]

Just knob her mate and worry about it after.....

 

[Jai]

Ah but is her mate fit, Dave?

 

[Hotman]

incestuous ****, you should be put away for thinking it you dirty little *******

 

[Hotman]

Do you want your Children to have webbed feet??

 

[A Century United]

How are 3rd cousins related? Is it the cousin of your cousin? I'm confused.

Ummm..

You>>>>>>>>> Uncle's Kid = First Cousin

Your Kid>>>>>>Uncle's Kid's Kid = Second Cousin

Your Kid's Kid>>Uncle's Kid's Kid's Kid = Third Cousin.

Or a much better explanation

Can Be Found Here

 

[Hotman]

if you need to ask, it's wrong. everytime you screw her you'll be thinking of your family.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

But look on the bright side ,if she knocks you back you can always cry on your mothers nopple.Good luck anyway its crap being young.

 

[stevie_G_G_G]

Hire a hooker, lose your virginity and get all your sexual frustrations out of you. Then you will be able to see with your eyes wide open what a dirty little ******* you are

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

LOL. Don't worry about it, Shrimper. Third cousin is barely related. If she's fit and up for it, then I suggest you get it on.

 

[Shrimper]

Meh, she didn't want to go out anyway. I'm cool. She's missing out on the ride of a life so it's her lose.