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Rochdale Away

[b said:
Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ April 28 2004,20:18)]OK the train awaits but I've made start..........

We are nutty Southend fans
We would like to know the plans
Are they in or are they out  ?
Time to stop the f*ckin about

Goodbye Wilson goodbye Drewe
It was so nice knowing you
but next year we want the tops
Not you f*ckin useless flops

Sign up Pettefer now there's a player
who'll fit in well alongside Maher
Sign up Wozza Hunt and Conny
Next year we'll be just like Donny

...............

I thank you




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good sh*t ORM
 
southend united through and through
with or without our lanky dreweeeee
beating the pikeys in their caravans
was simply magnificent like flahavan
somewhat like a fine red wine
i have began to love constantine
who is that gooner lauren,
when you have the 1 mark warren,
only 1 things beats a shaven c**t
and thats the superb lewis hunt,
col ewe scum down out,
come on lets have it, another bout?
cardiff what a great day out,
2nd best but whats that now
back to the mecca, the mighty hall,
to do what we do best kick a ball,
tilly and brush or a new ground,
i think the 1st one is more sound,
don't have any regrets,
sign the super jim corbett,
next year we can be top,
if tilly and brush give it a pop,
now go on boys have some strength
and with sum luck we will finish higher than tenth.
SUFC you will always be my life,
a close run thing to the wife,
ironing, cooking dinner and washing up,
you'll never be as good as jupp,
Down at the hall whilst I grew,
up until today and I am still a blue.
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ April 28 2004,21:13)]southend united through and through
...........deleted ...too long...
up until today and I am still a blue.
That's a big sheet you've got there!

my effort is;-

Uncle Ron Martin at fossets Farm e-I--eee-i--oh
But Susan Steer said not near my home eee-i--ee-i--oh
cause we'll do a sh*t here, have a sh*t there
on her garden, flowerpots everywhere! etc
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ April 29 2004,10:10)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ April 28 2004,21:13)]only 1 thing beats a shaven c**t
and thats the superb lewis hunt
Now that's poetry...

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A Satirical Lyrical Miracle.

Who says songs don't need to rhyme when that kind of poetic magnificence is on display?? I challenge you?
 
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