Rochdale Away

[BluePartridge]

When it comes to scoring
Drewe doesn't do that well,
But when it comes to whoring
Drewe will never kiss and tell

(Followed by):

Who stuck his knob in the Welsh whore
Lawrie Dudfield did...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (McScriven @ April 28 2004,14:29)]You&#39;ve taken all that hard work I&#39;ve done and reduced it to <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>a few</span> sh*tty lines. Good job you&#39;re a lawyer

Two, in fact. The bill for my precis is in the post...

 

[sufcintheprem]

Further down the line, we&#39;ll regret a sold Constantine

If you want to win the cup, hold on to Flahavan and Jupp.

Unless you sign Kenny Lunt, hold on to Lewis Hunt

I know he seems like a gamble, well, he is, so release Bramble

His injuries may take the pith, but after Canvey, sign up Smith.

To get promoted up the league, sell the lot and buy Henry.

I&#39;m just like a sewage pipe, I can spout sh**e all day&#33;

 

[steveh1510]

Don&#39;t wear a sporran, sign Mark Warren

Don&#39;t ramble, sign Bramble.

Don&#39;t drink from a cup, sign Duncan Jupp.

Don&#39;t eat a jam tart, sign Jamie Stuart.

 

[CS Cockles]

Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ April 28 2004,14:23)]In response to the title of this post...

Lets get behind Tilly...

I presume you like Tilly more than your average person Cockles

No I just find male love a wonderful thing

 

[Surrey Blue]

Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ April 28 2004,13:59)]Im taking a big bed sheet to Rochdale Saturday

for a moment i thought you had joined the Klan with Ron Aktinson

 

[southend4ever]

Quote[/b] (Surrey Blue @ April 28 2004,14:45)]

Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ April 28 2004,13:59)]Im taking a big bed sheet to Rochdale Saturday

for a moment i thought you had joined the Klan with Ron Aktinson  

to sleep with tilly?

 

[southend4ever]

he has the stature of a tower,
so please tilly keep hold of gower

 

[sufcintheprem]

As Maher&#39;s the centre of our team, extend his deal and live the dream

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 28 2004,15:33)]As Maher&#39;s the centre of our team, extend his deal and live the dream

Don&#39;t be a spastic.
Sign captain fantastic.

 

[sufcintheprem]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ April 28 2004,15:42)]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 28 2004,15:33)]As Maher&#39;s the centre of our team, extend his deal and live the dream

Don&#39;t be a spastic.
Sign captain fantastic.

Controversial but I feel it may catch on

 

[Its Only A Game]

he&#39;s not a great crosser
but we must sign wozza.

 

[overseas shrimper]

FM says his pr*ck is eally weenie
So release David McSweeney.

 

[overseas shrimper]

To the powers that be:

We don&#39;t want our club to come to any harm
So stop f**king about and give us the Farm

 

[overseas shrimper]

If next season we want to pull away
Tell Che Wilson to bloody go away

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (overseas shrimper @ April 28 2004,17:04)]give us the Farm

Altogether now...
Altogether now...
Altogether now...
In no man&#39;s land... Together&#33;

(I second your poem, btw).

Matt

 

[overseas shrimper]

Posted the last one before I realised I repeated the last word on both lines&#33;

Woooops. Still, the message is loud and clear&#33;

 

[Beefy]

Who cares? Thats the funniest one of the lot&#33;

 

[Shrimper Zoo]

For f.uck&#39;s sake Darryl, you won&#39;t get a fine.
For taking a step off your f.ucking line.

 

[* ORM *]

OK the train awaits but I&#39;ve made start..........

We are nutty Southend fans
We would like to know the plans
Are they in or are they out ?
Time to stop the f*ckin about

Goodbye Wilson goodbye Drewe
It was so nice knowing you
but next year we want the tops
Not you f*ckin useless flops

Sign up Pettefer now there&#39;s a player
who&#39;ll fit in well alongside Maher
Sign up Wozza Hunt and Conny
Next year we&#39;ll be just like Donny

...............

I thank you