Ron Martin can take a running jump

[Firestorm]

http://www.southend-on-sea-athletic-club.co.uk/The All Time Ranking List Top 3.pdf

Yes he most certainly can, third ranked in Southend AC's all time list (on page 2) 7.13 M in 1971

 

[chapperzUK]

Good find! Bob-sleigh and Long Jump. Is their anything he can't do? *Waits for the anti-Ron posters to come and rant*

 

[sammyboy]

http://www.southend-on-sea-athletic-club.co.uk/The All Time Ranking List Top 3.pdf

Yes he most certainly can, third ranked in Southend AC's all time list (on page 2) 7.13 M in 1971

He also UFC fighter as well...

*** yes, that Ron Martin – y’know, Southend UFC and all that

 

[Pubey]

this could make quite a good photoshop competition!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ron Martin: Magician and Illusionist! (enter gag here)

http://www.ron-martin.com/

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Ron Martin: Magician and Illusionist! (enter gag here)

http://www.ron-martin.com/

I'd like to gag you, though not in a sexual way

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Ron Martin: Magician and Illusionist! (enter gag here)

http://www.ron-martin.com/

He can make money disappear!

Thought I'd be the first. Love you really, Ron.

 

[philtalkin]

Ron Martin: Magician and Illusionist! (enter gag here)

http://www.ron-martin.com/

Actually I met Ron in the Swiss Alps and he mentioned this.

In passing, I asked him if he knew where the best ski slopes were.

Ron said 'sorry I can't help you, I'm a tobogganist'.

So I said, 'In that case I'll have 20 B&H please'.

Apologies if that's been told before.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'd like to gag you, though not in a sexual way

Bad boy! Dirty boy! To your basket!

 

[pringlejon]

this could make quite a good photoshop competition!

 

[Strykr]