Room 101

[Tangled up in Blue]

Room 101 - 2011

ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-How many goals do you see Barnablue?
BarnaBlue:-Seventeen.
A surge of electric power pulsates through the electrodes attached to BB’s genitals.
ESB/Rusty O’Brian:Once more,how many goals do you see?
BarnaBlue:-How many goals do you want me to see?
ESB/RustyO’Brian:-Nice try.But that is not the correct answer.
Another surge of electric current sweeps through BB’s emaciated frame.
ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-This is your last chance.How many goals do you see?
BarnaBlue:-Twenty.Twenty goals.
ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-That is the correct answer.You’re cured. You’re free to go.

A week later BarnaBlue is at the bar of the Spread before the Burton game sipping his Victory gin and quietly watching the highlights of the previous day's Royal Wedding.Suddenly the programme is interrupted to show Barry Corr’s power header against Stevenage for his twentieth goal of the season.A tear formed in BarnaBlue’s left eye and slowly rolled down his cheek.He looked up at the screen and at his fellow Shrimpers in the Spread and realised he now loved Barry Corr(at least as much as any fan could love a twenty goal scoring SUFC forward,that is).











(apologies to Eric Arthur Blair).

 

[fbm]

Meanwhile, from a distance, fbm catches sight of Barnablue standing in front of ESB with what appears to be an olive branch in his hand. As fbm turns away and walks into the sunset, all that can be heard is the furious sound of back pedalling...

:winking:

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Are you having a breakdown?

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Are you having a breakdown?

No mate.I've been supporting SU far too long for that. :angel:In fact i make it my business to give other people breakdowns.:winking:

 

[davewebbsbrain]

No mate.I've been supporting SU far too long for that. :angel:In fact i make it my business to give other people breakdowns.:winking:

Are you a dodgy car mechanic?

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Are you a dodgy car mechanic?

Is this a wind up? :winking:

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Berrichonne shrimper couldnt be arsed to delete this message

 

[Blue_Wes]

Room 101 - 2011

ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-How many goals do you see Barnablue?
BarnaBlue:-Seventeen.
A surge of electric power pulsates through the electrodes attached to BB’s genitals.
ESB/Rusty O’Brian:Once more,how many goals do you see?
BarnaBlue:-How many goals do you want me to see?
ESB/RustyO’Brian:-Nice try.But that is not the correct answer.
Another surge of electric current sweeps through BB’s emaciated frame.
ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-This is your last chance.How many goals do you see?
BarnaBlue:-Twenty.Twenty goals.
ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-That is the correct answer.You’re cured. You’re free to go.

A week later BarnaBlue is at the bar of the Spread before the Burton game sipping his Victory gin and quietly watching the highlights of the previous day's Royal Wedding.Suddenly the programme is interrupted to show Barry Corr’s power header against Stevenage for his twentieth goal of the season.A tear formed in BarnaBlue’s left eye and slowly rolled down his cheek.He looked up at the screen and at his fellow Shrimpers in the Spread and realised he now loved Barry Corr(at least as much as any fan could love a twenty goal scoring SUFC forward,that is).











(apologies to Eric Arthur Blair).

The best part in the book, is when Barnablue/Winston refers to Colchester being bombed to oblivion.