Row Row Row Your Boat

[londonblue]

Having two young kids you can imagine I spend a lot of time singing Row Row Row Your Boat to them. If you look on the internet you'll see there are literally hundreds of verses people have made up. For example:

Row row row your boat
Gently down the river
If you see a polar bear
Don't forget to shiver.

So, I decided to make up one of my own, and here it is:

Row row row your boat
Even if it's a punt
If you see Barry Fry
Be sure to call him a ...

I'm sure you can work out the rest!

Anyway, it got me thinking. Who else can come up with an SUFC related verse? Maybe we can start singing these at Roots Hall.

 

[* ORM *]

This is clearly a memory thread about Bagpuss and should be in the pub.

 

[cockles is back]

ooh yes I sing this to Oscar



Twinkle twinkle little start
how I wonder what you are? up above the cluds so hi,
Ron Martin is a **** Ron Martin is a **** lets hope hes found hanging from the floodlights soon........

how we all laugh and very very catchy

 

[ibwiajwa]

Clo Clo Clohessy
Bombing down the wing
When he gets his crosses in
All the stands will sing

 

[Hotman]

phil phil phil gridelet
your a ****ing ******
just like that tosser ricketts
and that yid **** kev maher

 

[* ORM *]

Row row row your boat
Stupid bloody song
Not as bad as 3-5-2
That was clearly wrong
:happy:

 

[ibwiajwa]

Row row row your boat
Stupid bloody song
Not as bad as 3-5-2
That was clearly wrong
:happy:

No No ORM
That was not the case
If we'd had the whole first team
We'd have scored a brace

 

[* ORM *]

No No ORM
That was not the case
If we'd had the whole first team
We'd have scored a brace

ibwiajwa please
I think that your a yoof
No way we'd have won today
All we did was hoof

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Sturrock, Sturrock, row your boat
Dont bang into the pier,
If things dont improve pretty soon,
You'll be gone in a year.

Martin, Martin, row your boat
Make sure it's safe and sound,
Deep down we all know,
We'll never get a new ground.

S.U.F.C. fans row your boat,
Ebb out with the tide,
Sooner or later it will sink in,
We've been taken for a ride.

Lets all face the facts,
shed a tear and blub,
Cause very soon we all will know
We've lost our football club.